flu dick

When a girl who’s sick is giving you head, then she sneezes all over you. You got the flu dick..
Yo bro she was giving me the mean neck! she told me she was sick but i was like fuck it. She dead ass sneezed maddd snot on me while my dick was in her mouth, broo she gave me that flu dick..
by Sirmontoya February 01, 2018
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Penis flu

Oh my goodness. I took a test and I caught the penis flu
by ToriSummars September 07, 2019
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Coochie flu

When a female has a uti
I didn’t go to the bathroom after I had sex, so I got the coochie flu
by MegaSchein December 11, 2022
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Sheen Flu

Sheen Flu is when you're the victim of a massive and horrible hangover. It implies that you were partying like Charlie Sheen the night before, and may be on the brink of death.
Sean called off work today, yesterday's happy hour resulted in his coming down with Sheen flu.
by mechabb May 14, 2011
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Battlestar Flu

Results from watching 30 or more episodes of Battlestar Galactica in a row.

Symptoms of Battlestar Flu include lack of sleep, using the word “frak” as a curse word, and suspecting everyone around you is a frakking Cylone….
Hey boss, I can't come into work today, I've got Battlestar flu
by AK2011 May 09, 2011
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Bracket Flu

Bracket Flu: A disease caused by ten men and an air-filled rubber ball that becomes widespread in the United States the 3rd weekend of March. The disease has been known to be terrible duing years of widespread upsets and buzzer beaters.

Symptoms: Fatigue, irritability, confusion, dizzyness, nausea

Severe cases have been known to cause depression causing many to stay home from work/school on Monday after the first and second rounds are complete.

The Only Cure: A minimum of one Buzzer Beater the following weekend.
Jim caught bracket flu after Ohio U beat Georgetown in 2010. He didn't return to work for a full week.
by valleymd March 19, 2010
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fighter's flu

When a person claims to be a fighter and also that he or she is thinking about participating in a fighting sport, for example a jiu-jitsu tournament or a boxing match, but on the day of the event doesn't show.
Bob- "Where's Mike, he said he was thinking about competing."

John- "That's what he said last time. He always gets the fighter's flu and doesn't show."
by Bob's Chophouse July 26, 2009
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