hiatus flu

A disease caught by members of a fandom while they wait for new content to be released. Since hiatuses can be quite long for most series, hiatus flu is usually chronic and severe.

"Marty has spent the last month doing nothing but writing fanfiction about his favorite cartoon. What's happened to him?"

"Don't worry man, he just caught the hiatus flu."

by Rick Rolland June 28, 2016

Mom flu

Like the regular flu, but nobody cares.

When Mom had the Mom flu, she still had to get the kids ready, drop the kids off, vacuum, so laundry, pick up the house, pick up the kids, take the kids to basketball practice, make dinner, set the table, clean up dinner, give the kids a bath, get the kids ready for bed, and tuck the kids in.

by Someonejuicy May 8, 2018

Screw Flu

(n.) A synonym for a sexually transmitted disease. Applies to any ailment contracted during intercourse, e.g. herpes, chlamydia, influenza, etc.

After homecoming, Deb had to go to the clinic; she caught a touch of the screw flu.

by Cap10 August 14, 2009

oyster flu

when you get bad breath from going down on a not so clean women

DAmn!! you breath stinks.... really, I think I have a case of the "oyster flu" I went down an a chick that wasn't so clean last night.

by 1 slice November 1, 2017

Swank Flu

A language with words that only a select few of people know of. The knowledge of these words can only be passed on to people who are deemed "worthy" by others who have knowledge of the words. Nobody knows what makes a person more worth or less worthy. You just are.

Ex: Person 1: Do you know the words of the swank flu?
Person 2: Nah bro, tell me more.
Person 1: You're too trog fandem, sorry bro.

by SwankFlu14 February 28, 2019

jug flu

Bad Hangover!

After I drank that bottle of Tequila, I had a bad case of the jug flu!

by Mexican Cobra August 19, 2008

Boos flu

A state where a Human catches a virus know as the boos flu (originating from animals). This virus cause one to laugh at any joke whether it's funny or not. Over time the laughter gets so out of hand that one's system can no longer take it and shuts down, therefore leading to death

Sophie got the boos flu last night, sadly her brain found humor at random times therefore leading to her passing

by Ozatech July 5, 2020