poppy flu

Dope-sickness. The constellation of symptoms that appear when a heroin addict stops using. Nausea, diarrhea, cramps, sweating, restless legs and anxiety.
“He was supposed to show up to work three hours ago! Where is he?!”
“Bro, he out wit dat poppy flu.”
by Themanwhobrokewallstreet December 18, 2020
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Hacker flu

It's that thing that programmers have when they encpunter a bug but have no idea how to solve it. The only known cure for the symptoms is black coffee.

In advanced phases of this desease, the patient might try to smash anything that lies in front of them, it is advisable in these occasions to use cat videos to alleviate these intents.
The new coding tasks have been assigned; Hacker flu is about to erupt...
by kovg April 14, 2019
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jug flu

After I drank that bottle of Tequila, I had a bad case of the jug flu!
by Mexican Cobra July 23, 2008
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Coochie flu

When a female has a uti
I didn’t go to the bathroom after I had sex, so I got the coochie flu
by MegaSchein December 11, 2022
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Sheen Flu

Sheen Flu is when you're the victim of a massive and horrible hangover. It implies that you were partying like Charlie Sheen the night before, and may be on the brink of death.
Sean called off work today, yesterday's happy hour resulted in his coming down with Sheen flu.
by mechabb May 14, 2011
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Screw Flu

(n.) A synonym for a sexually transmitted disease. Applies to any ailment contracted during intercourse, e.g. herpes, chlamydia, influenza, etc.
After homecoming, Deb had to go to the clinic; she caught a touch of the screw flu.
by Cap10 August 14, 2009
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Ace Flu

An ironic noun when having a type of sloth psychosis in which the person under the influence of the psychosis become very lazy, slothlike and procrastinates often.
Professor: Where is your project, Jenkins?

Jenkins: I had ace flu last night so I didn't do it.
by Vanthaman December 16, 2009
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