Mom flu

Like the regular flu, but nobody cares.

When Mom had the Mom flu, she still had to get the kids ready, drop the kids off, vacuum, so laundry, pick up the house, pick up the kids, take the kids to basketball practice, make dinner, set the table, clean up dinner, give the kids a bath, get the kids ready for bed, and tuck the kids in.

by Someonejuicy May 8, 2018

Screw Flu

(n.) A synonym for a sexually transmitted disease. Applies to any ailment contracted during intercourse, e.g. herpes, chlamydia, influenza, etc.

After homecoming, Deb had to go to the clinic; she caught a touch of the screw flu.

by Cap10 August 14, 2009

oyster flu

when you get bad breath from going down on a not so clean women

DAmn!! you breath stinks.... really, I think I have a case of the "oyster flu" I went down an a chick that wasn't so clean last night.

by 1 slice November 1, 2017

Sheen Flu

Sheen Flu is when you're the victim of a massive and horrible hangover. It implies that you were partying like Charlie Sheen the night before, and may be on the brink of death.

Sean called off work today, yesterday's happy hour resulted in his coming down with Sheen flu.

by mechabb June 8, 2011

Albrecht Flu

A common viral infection that causes a person to not answer their phone.

“Hey man have you talked to Jared?”
“No, i heard he caught a case of the Albrecht Flu!”

by Tdaddy21 May 11, 2021

trap flu

An airborne disease often contracted from sharing a bowl or other ganja smoking device (vape, blunt) with others. Once contracted, the victim will display chronic bronchitis-like symptoms. There is no known cure to date. The victim can display symptoms such as coughing and excessive mucus for months on end. The only prevention for this horrible disease is to stay out of trap houses and buy quality keef. Usually the disease emanates from a single individual who has developed an immunity to the disease through hardcore trapping and listening to Bobby Shmurda for days on end.

Victim 1: " I'm coughing to the point of puking. What the fuck did I catch?"
Victim 2: "You got the trap flu fuck boy, our whole crew has had it for months......cough.....cough"
Victim 3: "We passed the vape around to too many niggas".

by Tyler Patient Zero October 9, 2014

Bracket Flu

Bracket Flu: A disease caused by ten men and an air-filled rubber ball that becomes widespread in the United States the 3rd weekend of March. The disease has been known to be terrible duing years of widespread upsets and buzzer beaters.

Symptoms: Fatigue, irritability, confusion, dizzyness, nausea

Severe cases have been known to cause depression causing many to stay home from work/school on Monday after the first and second rounds are complete.

The Only Cure: A minimum of one Buzzer Beater the following weekend.

Jim caught bracket flu after Ohio U beat Georgetown in 2010. He didn't return to work for a full week.

by valleymd March 18, 2010