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flop the wad 

an overtly homosexual slang phrase used by Monroe county renown singer/songwriters who think they far above the measuring stick of conventional society. (see Jonah Carden)
Jonah Carden: Man I think it's time for me to go flop the wad with Timmy and Stripes.

Random person: Uh yeah whatever Jonah, sounds like it sucks as bad as Southern Lame.
flop the wad by Ron Parker January 19, 2008
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Another word for penis or a limp genitalia.
"Ay.... Come look at my flop cock."
Flop Cock by Crunk Meck Crew November 14, 2005
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Flop Era 

the era when we used Floppy disk to story information.

Floppy disk, the ancestors of usb keys
Bob: remember when we used to find video games cd's in cereal boxes?

Andrew: Yo, that Flop Era was dope as fuck
Flop Era by brkfastcereals February 20, 2022

Flop And Wiggle 

A name for a strip club, nudie bar, Where they flop and wiggle
Hey man! You ready to head to the flop and wiggle, and see some titties?
Flop And Wiggle by markiemarky October 28, 2008

Flop-Fucked

When someone steps on the heel of your shoe while you are walking, and your heel comes out of your shoe.
I was walking down the street and my friend flop-fucked me. I had to then stop and place my heel back in my shoe.
Flop-Fucked by GregL40 March 21, 2010

Flop dick 

Common reference used to describe management on third shift at the GM Oshawa facility
Dave you’re suck a flop dick.
Flop dick by Arsenhole April 30, 2019

Flop-flipper 

Someone who takes a pile of bullshit, heats it up for the American public in a long-handled frying pan over a camp fire, and then flips the flop in the pan and laugh-shrugs while doing it.
They are a bunch of flip-floppers, whereas I am the Decid..., er, uh, FLOP-FLIPPER!!!
Flop-flipper by BLUERAY January 12, 2007