First sex misunderstanding

When male virgin thinks he’s gonna get laid, but he gets his ass ripped.

Hej Vojta, how was your first sex with Zuzka?
Well it was first sex misunderstanding. It was more like fist sex and I can’t even sit down properly because my ass is inside out.

by Rick McFire February 17, 2020

first partying

When you put your party in first place baby

We first partied our way to victory that match.

First partying was the key to that win.

by Goat Billy August 3, 2020

first party member

A friend of the same gender who you are so close to that you both start to feel that there is romantic tension between you, however, you will never explore these feelings because according to the devs, you are heterosexual, and you will likely marry someone of the opposite gender, whom you have no chemistry with.

"Hey man, I just wanna let you know that I think you as my first party member. You've been with me for the longest of all my friends, and I truly do love and believe in you. Like, I really do cherish you and feel safe around you. But again, I just think of you as a first party member. No gay shit."

by Captain_Boom May 31, 2021

First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith

In the beginning there was nothing, there was a dark void of emptiness and nothing existed. Then we were blessed with the holy entity known as kevin. On the first day he formed the universe as we know it while on LSD. On the second day he carved the very earth we call our home. The almighty created land and seas covered it with a diverse wildlife and vegetation, He created the human being, some smart some retarded, some sexy some ugly, some chill some annoying. The lord used his limitless genius to create the perfect balance in the human being. But most importantly of all he blessed us all with God’s greatest gifts on the third day. On the third day, we were humbly gifted with substances that could cause miracles, some even describe them as magic. The almighty creator gave us cannabis, hash, cocaine, LSD, aderalls, molly, percs and many more. Kevin selflessly sacrificed hours to perfect nicotine and every drug known to man and we mere mortals will ever be thankful for the humble sacrifices he has made to benefit mankind. The world was a beautiful place, where everyone praised Kevin for all he had done, until he had realised he had made the humans too powerful.

The First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith is a text written by Saint Axel to have a written trace of kevinism for years to come

by Saint Axel December 9, 2021

First Fit Energy

When you put on a brand new ‘fit, usually newly thrifted or sought out intentionally. You are feeling yourself and the ‘fit is absolutely perfect for the moment at hand. You have confidence and radiate determination to let yourself shine! Sometimes abbreviated as FFE. Not even comparable to Big Dick Energy, so don’t even try.

Often used to describe a waste of effort I.e. “damn, I went on this date and had first fit energy but he was so boring.”

Baddie in group chat: OKAAYYYY I have First Fit Energy tnightttt!

Baddie #1: Pics!?!

Baddie #2: duuuuudeeeee I just got back from school I’m dead.
Baddie #3: *sends pic*
Baddie #1 omggjs ienxi yes perfection

Baddie #2: wait did you go on that date already?!? Wahoooooo

by Aria Darling October 28, 2022

First-of-the-monther

(noun) A person who receives some type of pension or government stipend or benefits, sometimes referred to as a “crazy check” traditionally distributed and redeemed during the first few days of every month. The stereotypes for such people are many and most all unbecoming, a first-of-the-monther might be considered by many in the workforce population as lazy, ungroomed, and lacking in social and vocational skills, they may be seen as criminal, within mental deficits, among other traits. The one trait universal to nearly all first-of-the-monthers lies in their very name, as they generally can be seen more in the general public scene around the first of the month, or within the first few days of any given month, patronizing grocery stores, retailers, banks, liquor stores, or the homes of known drug dealers of which they frequent.

Nikki was a definitive example of a first-of-the-monther, yet he drew no crazy check or any other type pension. Considering his current status he spoke out loud to himself, “Yeah, I’m definitely crazy, I mean how crazy is it to be crazy and not draw a crazy check?”
Answering himself, Nikki replied, That’s not crazy, nigga that’s just stupid!”

by Nikki Stixx April 9, 2023

First Division

First Division is the community, where horrific scenes could happen, and persons disappear, Volodya rages out and tries to find the oldest camo possible. And they love Xing xing

"Ya ebal togo rot, na First Division post pro 73 centr!"

by rabbit_01 August 5, 2023