Japanese War Fountain

When you eat nothing but chili for a couple of days while holding off the urge to take a shit and when it finally becomes unbearable you stand over your other (preferably in a bathtub) and spray your fountain of explosive diarrhea all over them.

My relationship with my old lady went to the next level when she let me give her a Japanese War Fountain

by Spnanksbdv February 28, 2020

Poseidon's Fountain

Similar to Poseidon's Kiss, but the water gets flung out of the toilet bowl onto the floor

Dude 1: Yo, why is there water on the floor?

Dude 2: Poseidon's Fountain struck again

Dude 1: Would you not clean it up?

by Badidasqitiman February 2, 2022

Hell's water fountain

The act of pouring gasoline inside and around the anus. Then igniting it with a lighter whilst spewing out the gasoline.

"Dude, did you see Rick tried to do a "Hell's water fountain".

by Nickj22 March 11, 2023

fountain hills

A small town where the Subway workers are actually quite kind and friendly. Although, every so often they may be seen fisting each other, it does not matter, as the feast from Subway is glorious and superior to all others. Besides that, the town is about 89% population over 65 and 11% awesome. The bowling alley has opened up recently. As a "night on the town" includes bowling a few lanes at the local alley, it plays a monopoly among the recreational business industry in fountain hills. There is a magnificent apparel store, Bealls which has the newest trends straight from closeout. This town has been graced with the presence of "Just Bead It", a beading store which is hopping on any weekday from 9 am to 5 pm. The prices are low and the fun is limitless at this store where beads are not just a product, but truely a way of life.

You stay classy, Fountain Hills

I went to Fountain Hills to get my bead on.

by The Real FH January 11, 2010

Sandy Fountain

The plume of dust from a sandy vagina caused by a qeaf induced by bodily gas or repeated pounding in the ass.

Tom's Mom released a sandy fountain in his face yesterday.

by pete December 16, 2004

pinkeye fountain

It's a metaphore wich means the syringe,within heroin mixed with blood.The color of the blood is changing pink when it's mixed with the dope.-pink.Eye is the top of the needle,fountain - i think it"s preety obviously.

"...clipside of the pinkeye fountain..." - The Mars Volta - Inertiatic ESP

by Epikyros September 28, 2008

funtime

good chronic

"go pickup that weed, and it better be funtime"

by localdude April 28, 2003