Facebook faker

An individual who in real life is quiet, has no confidence and no self esteem .. But when they go onto facebook they change, they become all 'fun', 'exciting'.

But really their not.

____ says what to do what to do. man, i hate having nothing to do. i get bored easily and annoy people. am i annoying you right now am i??

_____ just took the wrapper off a Creme Egg without ripping it!! Booyaaaaaaaa!

shit like that

Nigga: "yo man, why r there so many facebook faker's about?"

Reply: "fuck noes, lets kill them all"

Nigga: "aite, lets do it"

by LoWriDeRq24354354 February 17, 2010

facerape

When a man violates the face of a woman by kissing her in such a fashion that her face feels like it has been raped. Examples of this include but are not limited to; sloppy wet kissing, kisses that miss the mouth region, sucking of ones lips so hard that they turn an unnatural shade of red, and shoving of ones tongue deep into a woman's throat.

Men can be faceraped also, but the term "faceraped" is most commonly used by women.

Hannah: " I was at a bar last night and this drunk guy attacked me by giving me a nasty, wet, sloppy french kiss!"

Marie: "He faceraped you!"

by Mcbird June 24, 2009

Facer

The person that sat directly opposite you on a bus or train, that is trying as much as you to not make eye contact, its a difficult, tedious and emabarrasing situation

"couldnt take that call kido, had a facer on the way in, and the rest of the bus was empty!"

by theshadyyouallknow July 31, 2009

boobie faker

n. A man who adds breasts to his physical appearance artificially, e.g. through the use of a bra.

Is that guy a boobie faker?

by The Grammar Nazi January 19, 2002

Fader

The true meaning of a pimp. Usually one who has an extremely addictive personality & to which many personalities are addicted to, often resulting in obsessive behavior over him/her.

Sam - "Man, that guy is amazing ... look at how everyone flocks to him ... like he's on everyone's radar"

Tracy - "Oh, you don't know? Yeah, he's a TOTAL Fader"

by RemyLeBeau August 13, 2009

facerape

The act of getting pwned in the face by a sniper rifle. Can be used as a noun or verb.

I'm gonna need constructive surgery for the facerape I received today.

by ScoutSaysBonk July 18, 2009

Darth Fader

right before you bust a nut put a fan in front of her face and blow it right into her face while she says "luke i am your father. This causes the human ejaculate to advance in speed and splatter all over

"dude this bitch said I couldnt shoot it far, so I pulled the darth fader and splattered her"

by Jmoney$$ August 30, 2007