by Notorious Chicka April 9, 2017
Get the Smarty Farty mug.Where a girl gets bored and horny and sets a tarp on the living room floor covered in baby oil, plays beastiality porn on the tv, and let’s careless whisper playing full volume in the background on repeat. She then feeds viagra to her dogs then proceeds to let them fuck her(up to 5 dogs) until the viagra wears off and she is satisfied.
“I heard Candice had an Alabama farmyard last night, what a slut”
“Dad I came home early last night and I walked in on Samanthas Alabama farmyard…”
“Dad I came home early last night and I walked in on Samanthas Alabama farmyard…”
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Someone who's sweet natured but slightly ditzy. An attractive quality in a girl but less so in a bloke.
by slaggamuffin June 23, 2008
Get the farty mug.a pooey bumbum; a shit-bespeckled anus; a feaces-ridden arsehole; quite literally a butt which has not been cleansed of its product. bon appetit!
"...so then, i looked down and saw that not only had she forgotten to shave, she also posessed a great big arty farty!"
"after the gym, my boyfriend smells like an arty farty"
"muuuum!! do we have more toilet paper?! i have a really arty farty!"
"the perfect recipe for an arty farty is sprouts, beans and prunes."
"after the gym, my boyfriend smells like an arty farty"
"muuuum!! do we have more toilet paper?! i have a really arty farty!"
"the perfect recipe for an arty farty is sprouts, beans and prunes."
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