faceache

The term used to describe the pain in the facial muscles felt after prolonged fake smiling.

Also used to describe a less than attractive person.

Oww, I got bad faceache after that dinner with the out-laws.

Poor Fern, nice enough but what a faceache.

by Greg & Sez May 7, 2007

Facking

Like the word "fucking" except with an A instead of a U. Used to exaggerate a feeling or emotion. Invented by Laura Sides but stolen by Ryan Pate.

I can't FACKING believe Ryan Pate is such a plagiarizer.

by Sidesofbacon November 12, 2014

Irish Facial

ejaculating onto a woman's face and immedately after pouring beer on her head

Damn I shouldnt have used the guiness on that bitch when I gave her the irish facial

by jroxxx December 21, 2005

facked

past tense of fack; also see fuck

yeah, see that girl over there? we totally facked.

by shhhhhhamalamadingdong December 16, 2007

blurry facial

the act of ejaculating during anal intercourse , then having the ejaculate sprayed onto your face via flatulent projection.

hey Tanner, gimme a blurry facial
wow! that was quite a blurry facial
dave likes blurry facials.
did you see scott take that blurry facial?

by Taylor Keith Gregory April 25, 2007

facial

When a man cums on a woman's face, thereby making her his BITCH. Often seen in porn, the attempt on one's girlfriend will usually leave the man single, unless she is a kinky freak, then by all means go ahead and give her a facial. She could use the skin treatment anyhow.

He gave me a facial without warning yesterday and now my eyes are still burning!

by PartyProblem November 15, 2011

no hands facial

The act of ejaculating on a ho after some good sex. U must be skilled however, because the act of skeeting is handless and totally unexpected to the ho.

I gave that slut a no hands facial to top it off and she didn't even see it coming. It was swell

by Meatball April 18, 2005