Elon Muskles

When you can’t fix a company from the sidelines so you say f*ck it and just buy the company instead.

Twitter will go private when Elon Muskles them.

by Hit in it yo April 15, 2022

Elonology

The study and exploitation of the evolving person we know as Elon Musk,

When we look at Elonology at any given point in time from the early days of Tesla up to the Twitter fiasco, we will always find those who seem to think he will fail and at the same time those who believe in him are living happy lives.

by GonzoUber April 18, 2022

eyloolling

(v) The act of subtly stalking an individual in an secret manner.

Guy 1: Bro, why were you eyloolling that random girl during lunch?
Guy 2: I wasn't, I was just tryna see what she looked like without a mask!

by Squiddy Squad May 3, 2022

Elonian

An Elonian is someone who believes/practices Elonialism regularly.

Elon: We are the only known life in the universe. Because of this, we must preserve it at all cost.
Bill Wurtz: You could make a religion out of this.
Jake: We will be known as Elonian and I an Elonial. We will practice Elonialsm.

by ElonialLoading May 4, 2022

elon musk

Slang for the scent a person gives off when they’re sketchy/disappointing.

“I was excited to meet his brother, but the guy had an unsettling elon musk.”

by spearshakes May 18, 2022

Elongate

The shitty attempt to pretend there's a smear campaign against you because there's an article that talks about how he is a muskoffender

Did you hear about elongate? elon is having a smear campaign against him?

Oh yeah the muskoffender thing he's just trying to prevent someone finding out about his penis size after he exposed him self to a random girl years ago

by Elongate the penis it's small May 20, 2022

Elongate

A theory if Elon musk and Bill gates worked together to make a penis enlarger

Man I need that elongate

by Verified user11248138884 May 26, 2022