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Ann Evelyn

Looks: red hair, blue eyes, crocs, and a cowboy hat
Personality: confident, sporty, goofy, and she cries when she laughs
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Benjamin Evelyn Waters

Benjamin Evelyn Waters:

Born: (sometime in the 1800s per his demeanor)
Died: September 27th, 2035

Born in the quaint town of Heidelberg MS Benjamin Evelyn Waters was the proud adopted and abducted son to a family of beavers. Strange as it may sound, Benjamin surely enjoyed his grueling education in his younger years as he learned to stop up the city’s water supply with twigs and dead cats as he used his bodily functions as jet propulsion through the various streams and sewers. He became well known for his skills in sticky things and outlandish sentences, so much so that a community near his town was promptly named in honor of his frequent visits to its meadows where he delivered copious amounts of Benjamin Evelyn Waters seedlings to fellow female beavers.

Benjamin Evelyn Waters pursued his aspirations to leave his primitive ways, and become a great man. Sadly, this did not happen. He did however become a very accomplished literary writer. He is best known for his auto-biography: “The Transgressing Life of a Silent But Deadly Man,” and his renowned poem, “Oh My Weary Soul, Why Hast Thou Fucked Me?”

Not much is known about Benjamin Evelyn Waters middle-age years, as no one cared to record his life events. This, as he would later go on to comment, “ was not anyone’s fucking business anyway.“

Benjamin Evelyn Waters died on Sept 27th, 2035 after farting so violently that his heart burst asunder.

He is survived by his concubine, Desiree, and his son Theodore Relevance Waters
“Here lies Benjamin Evelyn Waters amidst a field of roses.
The gas could not wait, but the strain was too great,
And now he drinks with Moses.”
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Grandma Evelyn

A certain woman that posses the power of extreme attraction and causes lust and desire. She is the perfect woman to have intercourse with
I want to have sex with Grandma Evelyn
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simt is cuter then evelyn

this is a tru fact and noone can deny it

everyone who tells that this isnt the truth is evil and a liar
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E: "simt is cuter then evelyn"
S: "u r right"
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Robert and Evelyn

Everyone envies the bond these two have with eachother, they have so much in common and they have a unique sense of humor that very few people are worthy enough to think their jokes are funny, i cannot express how alike they are

in words but when you're around them its obvious why they are with eachother. and anyone who doesn't think they should stay together forever, until they are grey and old, is just jealous that they can't mature and grow with a person as an individual and won't admit they are the variable that doesn't want to adapt to/know someone personally in their own failing relationship.
Robert and Evelyn are cute together =)
by YaKnoFoSho February 6, 2022
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