Emotional Tampon 

A non-threatening guy that girls use to vent there emotions. This guy is generaly teased and ridiculed by other males. The male tampon offen thinks that he is all that and is a complete ladies man while really he is just a girls way of realeasing emotional tention.

"Mike is such an emotional tampon"
"All of the girls go and cry on his shoulder and then go screw there boyfriends."
"What a queer"
"Amen to that brother"

Emotional Tampon by Ben McBen May 25, 2009

Emotioncans 

A pair of breasts that are so spectacular, they reduce all men to blubbering masses of jelly.

I cry everytime I see Scarlett's emotioncans.

Emotioncans by Juan "The Garrioch" Hefe June 27, 2006

Emotional Dustbunny 

1.n. One who feels very little emotion or no emotions at all.
2.n. One who's emotions are ignored or taken from.

Person: "I feel like such an emotional dustbunny. -Sigh- I need love..."

Emotional Dustbunny by Brent + Katie January 10, 2009

emotional flatliner 

a person who has experienced emotional bankruptcy and never recovers from it

a person with untreatable depression caused by severe and/or repeated emotional trauma

It's been two years since they broke up. When I ran into him the other day, it was like the break-up had just happened. That dude is an emotional flatliner!

emotional flatliner by Ruby Slippers February 19, 2010

Emotionally Naked 

To be straight up serious with someone about the way you feel about them.

Example 1: (Romantic Context)

ROMEO: I'm going to be emotionally naked with you about this but, I love you Juliette.
JULIETTE: Ohhhhh Romeo! I love you too!

Example 2: (Dramatic Context)

HUSBAND: I wish I could sleep with other women cause you're kinda gettin hefty honey. Sorry for my emotional nakedness but its true.
WIFE: WHAT!!! Well fuck you then!!! I can't even feel you inside me cause your dick is so small!!! AGGGGHHH!!!!

Emotionally Naked by Angieboo May 24, 2009

emotionally sick 

When your problems,especially your love-life, get too much for you and you, unexpectedly, 'throw-up' all the stuff going on in your life and through your mind over a friend (a third party). Neither of you expected it to happen and at least you feel better for it afterwards though your friend often wonders what they had done! Probably made the mistake of asking "What's Up?". Usually easier to do thru email or text as they can't stop the onslaught!

I think Annie's love-life has all got too much for her, Jane's just told me she was emotionally sick all over her when they met.

emotionally sick by Howard B March 24, 2007

emotional boyfriend

Expressing love interest to another man continuously(ex. love letters, sex texting, fake dates) without actually touching at all. this does NOT include a friendship between a male and a female where they talk about their feelings about things excluding each other.

Sally: George never talks about how he feels about us, so I found this guy Hank who tells me how much he loves me all the time.

Rita: Oh, so he's your emotional boyfriend!

emotional boyfriend by naughtyhottie372 July 2, 2009