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Elijah Is a bitch boy who act all hard for no reason and we all mess with him because we all know he cant fight Elijahs are usually small and pull no hoes but hates on you because you do.elijahs will always try to say sorry after but it’s to late the damaged is done and last we have Elijahs favorite work Alr bro😂
Elijah you a bitch nigga I’ll beat your ass you weak ash you can’t hide behind you dad forever bitch.
Elijah by So ture May 22, 2020
He's a simp he's pretty tall but still too pussy to fight his balls hasn't dropped so he can't do shit and he's a motherfucker that likes little bitches he's also secretly gay so he gets a girlfriend to hide his secret
Elijah is an actual pussy though for real aye?
Elijah by fagggotmccarthy May 24, 2020
An Elijah is the Lord of dumbness. He feeds off stupidity. He lives with his parents until death (dies early from eating Tim tams). Hates basketball and is weird.
Ew, he is such an Elijah. Yuck
Elijah by rossabong June 4, 2020
A lolicon. Probably watches love live and stans Maki and hates Nico. His waifus are all underaged or look like they are.
Guy 1: Yo is that a Lysithea stan. Gee, he sure likes lolis
Guy 2: Hey it's Elijah
Elijah by werdnAtoNyllatoT June 11, 2020
The best friend ever, goes through hard times is depressed alot but still he'll be there in the end for you, funny skinny and cool.
elijah cool dude
Elijah by Redskull123492 June 29, 2020
A fucking Cunt only wants girls for their Ugly ahh bodies and will fuck any fat white woman .
Elijah by Iababdkdjss July 1, 2020