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pinewood elementary

Pinewood is a school were the teacher are nice during school hours but after the kids leave, they turn in to there true selves which are real devils but when you think about it, there always devil, but sometimes what they do, well they'll take another teacher into the room and you know, do it. Like bang.but really the teacher don't get paid enough so they act nice to get promotions. The real worst thing about it is the motherfucking principal she looks nice but really what she does is lies to the teacher and give them dead line that are 2 hours long for things like Report cards really she a real big bitch. Now let's talk about the kids, most of them are retarded, know it alls(brats), and people I think smoke and/or are crack head.
Pinewood elementary is a school for retarded kids.
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elmo

the koolest killing red guy on s.str. a pimp who will shoot u'r ass for comin on his block. and has more hoes than all the rappers on earth.
{skweeky voice} elmo's a pimp biotch!!!! and elmo know were u live!!!
by chaosgod May 13, 2005
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spicy elmo

When a girl puts hot sauce in her mouth and proceeds to fellate.
"I bet Hooters chicks give really great spicy elmos."

"She gave me a spicy elmo so I gave her my blue cheese."
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Elements of Hip hop

Elements of hip hop:
1.BBOYING not Breakdancing, BBOYING
2.MCING
3.TAGGING/GRAFFITI
4.DJING

some know a fifth element, it is KNOWLEDGE.
stupid nonbreaker: OMG can you breakdance can you breakdance?!?! show me now show me now! can you do that thing where you spin on your head?!?!

true bboy: FUCK YOU.
by dont worry about it. February 4, 2005
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St. Elmo, IL

St. Elmo is a town located along Interstate 70 in South-Central Illinois and its population is around 1500. St. Elmo High School is home to the Eagles and, inevitably, the bottom layer of scum in the United States social class system. The town is basically a plutocracy, with the wealthy, who made their fortunes through good ol' oil, pay for 90% of the teachers' salaries through property tax. The other people, who make up 95% of the population, live off and cheat the system through welfare and/or a large inheritance. The town prides itself off of victories, fairly or unfairly achieved, over the Altamont Indians. This hatred for a town so close to them has arose out of thin air. They think that Altamont, and other small towns, have a conscious evil agenda against the diminutive and unappealing town that is simply not there. The townspeople throw all class and respect out the window when supporting their school at various sporting events, with elderly women shouting obscene remarks and random adults threatening physical harm on high school fans from other schools.

Do not be mistaken, there are respectable and nice people who live in and are from St. Elmo, but collectively, they could be described as unintelligent, classless, and simply unaware.

Do not visit St. Elmo. It, in no way, will stimulate your interests and help you grow as a person. It can, however, teach you how not to live.
St. Elmo, IL golf course -- perfect example of a diamond in the rough. ONLY tourist attraction in town.

Terrible basketball court -- dimensions and conditions are inexplicably bad.
by toofastforyou1 March 16, 2013
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Elmo-Licker

A degrading word, mostly used as an insult, or put-down.
Dude, why didn't you help me back there? You Elmo-Licker!
by James May October 10, 2005
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Parkmead Elementary School

A small kindergarten-fifth grade public school in Walnut Creek, with about 450 students. Parkmead has two parts: PALS, the part of the school for the kids with stay-at-home, overprotective, middle-class housewife mothers. The other parts is PCS, which is for students who are independent

PALS stands for Parkmead Active Learning School. Parents are required to volunteer at least 60 hours a year in the PALS program. They go on more field trips than PCS and having "learning" experiences like MAGIC, which is just parents making up an excuse to show up at school. PALS does boast the coolest teacher in the world, Mr. Moore, but that does not make up for it lameness. Many kids in PALS will struggle when they have to go to regular school and find it difficult to make new friends.

PCS stands for Parkmead Curriculum School. Students in PCS are generally wealthier than PALS students, but have two parents with full-time jobs instead of one. PCS sticks to the curriculum, but still adds fun activities for students. PCS students are smarter and have more confidence than PALS students. PCS students have been known to bully PALS students and call the babies.
"I went to Parkmead Elementary School!"-person #1
"So did I! I was in PCS!"-person #2
"Ya! I learned and now I'm a plastic surgeon with a six-figure salary!"-person #2

*meanwhile, PALS graduate is crying in the corner.
by evacuatethedancefloor January 1, 2012
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