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Elon

Elon University is a selective university in the southern United States for rich, snobby kids from the north. Elon University is only for the rich kids of CEO's and company presidents. Almost everyone is from old money. Elon is one of the preppiest schools in the country. Elon students sport Ralph Lauren, Lacoste, Burberry, Prada and other expensive brands that only the privileged can afford. The girls are beautiful and dress up for their 8am classes. Even the slobs of the university would never be caught wearing pajamas to class. Elon's campus is like a country club. You will get to know almost everyone and will see them every day. Elon students thrive on gossip about money and who's dad bought them a new Italian villa. Most students have two or three homes, often in different countries. During the weekend students will be blackout drunk the entire time. Sandy's Bar is where students go clubbing near campus. BMWs, Mercedes and sports cars line the parking lot. Sometimes students forget which Land Rover is theirs.
"I go to Elon University. I am rich. I am better than you. I've got the money, the connections, the girls and the alcohol. Fuck the rest of you. You'll be working for me one day"
by Blake1723 January 29, 2009
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Elon

"Elon" - inspired by the famous entrepreneur, chief designer, developer, innovator, disruptor, and the richest man on earth (for the long haul) Elon Reeve Musk, can be used in a number of ways.

Noun - Can be used instead of the otherwise popular name "Einstein"
Verb - To perfect or innovate or get shit done
"What do you think, you're Elon?"

"She just Eloned that whole project and completed before deadline"
by RizBurgundy January 21, 2021
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Elon

The sus guy in your friend group seen holding hands with other boys and flirting. He always wants to give others a head.
Ayo look it’s Elon look at him
by Elon H March 23, 2021
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Elmon

A bitch ass nigga who can't fight n can't play fortnite his fight record is worse then El Chapos record
by Pussy elmon October 15, 2018
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Edon

Edon stinkt.
by Thomaderelfe November 21, 2021
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Elon Muskular

when elon is muscular.
person: i just saw Elon Muskular.

person: yooo, lit.
by shopper69420 February 7, 2022
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eldan

An extremely smart and intelligent guy that is always there for you when you need him the most. He's knows a lot about technology and is your go-to guy for any electronic problems. He can be lazy when it comes to grades because he's only at school to socialize with friends. An Elden never has a girlfriend because he's way too nice, sweet, and helpful and girls only like douchebags, tools, and jerks. An Elden ends up being extremely wealthy later on in life. Everyone wishes they could be an Elden.
That dude knows all about technology! He's totally an Eldan!

He's such a helpful guy. I wish my boyfriend was an Eldan.

Why can't I know as much as Eldan.
by murder gang shit February 19, 2018
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