Call of duty ghosts

A game where dogs kill you 2 seconds before they jump on you, and you play as a nearsighted soldier who forgot to where his contacts, hence the reason you can't see 2 feet in front of you. Also, a game where your enemy for some reason looks almost EXACTLY like you so you don't know who's on your team or not.

I hate call of duty ghosts

by 1234bobbyyyy May 12, 2015

Call of Duty fan-idiots

A fanboy who is a Call of Duty "gamer". Basically the worst human being to walk on Earth.

Vocabulary: Nigga, Fuck, Shit, (New player) sucks, etc. In other words, insults.

Also, one who is a corrupt fanboy is an uneducated idiot who speaks in double-negatives.

Me: Why the heck is someone talking smack on Team Fortress 2? And that guy is cussing uncontrollably.

COD Fan-Idiot: Shut up, nigga. Call of Duty is better than that Team Shitress 2.

Me: If you don't like it, then why talk smack on it?

COD Fan-Idiot: Shut the fuck up, nigga, ain't nobody got no time for you. Stupid niggerish nerd

Me: You Call of Duty Fan-Idiots disgust me.

by Shero.EXE January 4, 2014

Cock of Duty

A horrible video game.

Hey, do you wanna play Call of Duty?
Wait, you mean Cock of Duty?

by UMARZ May 26, 2010

Call of Duty

The most retarted game ever invented that causes teenagers and adult men to sit in front of the TV and yell at the other players who killed them.

EX.

Bob: hey what are you up to
Joe: Just playing Call of Duty
Bob: Dude that game is sooooo queer
Joe: Dammit i just got killed, you mother fucking monkey fuckers

by amazing person292929 April 14, 2010

Call Of Duty

A succesful series of video games, set in the Second World War/Near future. With the original, simply titled "Call of Duty" released in 2003, and the newest edition, "Call of Duty: Modern warfare 2" Released in late 2009, It has epitomized the teenage Male's attitude to life, girls, and masturbation.

Jenny: Hey Sam, Feel like going to the park to make out?

Sam: Nah, I told Jeff I'd play C.O.D Tonight. Sorry.

Jenny: I hate you. Stupid Call of Duty

Sam: I cant hear you, I'm killing people in an airport!

by Zo-mi-gar January 9, 2010

dutchie

something that must be passed on the left hand side.

Pass the dutchie on the left hand side.

by panonymous765 May 11, 2009

Dutch Oil spill

Similar to the Dutch Torpedo. However, this time you position yourself as close as you can to your unsuspecting victims in a body of water, before evacuating your bladder. Then, wait and see how your victims react to the sudden increase in water temperature and/or color change by the spread of your liquid gold.

"You feel that? The water is getting warmer.."

“Oh no! Steve just Dutch Oil spilled us! It’s a natural disaster!”

by Three Stripes June 10, 2014