by dreaded1 January 24, 2008
Get the drunken-software mug.Also known as DJWS a state of drunkenness where the first consonant of each word is swapped with the one of the word succeeding it. In cases where one word does not have a consonant to start on the consonant of the word with a consonant is placed at the front of it and left as is. Tends to happen at the end of a sentence perhaps due to the fact the subject becomes overconfident as they haven't jord wumbled the sentence that they are condemned to fuck it up. Often occuring in young intellectuals at party's where alcohol is so bountiful no person can reject getting muntered even if only slightly.
person 1: dude have I ever told you how luch move I have for you?
person 2: holy christ your breath's dehydrating my skin you're so fucked
person 1: my life is oo tawesome. I really shouldn't bitch mo such.
person 2: dude wtf did you just say? I think you have drunken jord wumbling syndrome. Here sit down and blow chunks
person 2: holy christ your breath's dehydrating my skin you're so fucked
person 1: my life is oo tawesome. I really shouldn't bitch mo such.
person 2: dude wtf did you just say? I think you have drunken jord wumbling syndrome. Here sit down and blow chunks
by coit105 May 8, 2010
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The act of inceptioning one's sober self with bad/awesome ideas, only to have them come to fruition once drunk.
Bobby thought about jumping off a roof into a pool while he was sober. He knew it was a bad idea, until he got drunk. Bobby drunkceptioned himself.
by Yololigan February 17, 2013
Get the Drunkception mug.The nastiest game a couple can play. The winner gets to blast in the mouth of the loser. Players get drunk fast and perform sexual favors for their Lovers. This game is designed to be played on your bed without any game pieces falling out. The game pieces and shot glasses have magnets to hold them on the game board while you bounce around doing sexual favors. You can take the game anywhere because of the durable and stylish metal carrying case.
This game makes you jump in and get to drinking kissing rubbing sucking licking until there is a climatic finish (In The Mouth). You have to suck toes, drink 1or 2 shots, fake orgasm, or just chill, roll the dice to get to the finish. The Drunken Love game board is simple but design to take a couple from 0 to 100 with the first roll of the dice.
This game makes you jump in and get to drinking kissing rubbing sucking licking until there is a climatic finish (In The Mouth). You have to suck toes, drink 1or 2 shots, fake orgasm, or just chill, roll the dice to get to the finish. The Drunken Love game board is simple but design to take a couple from 0 to 100 with the first roll of the dice.
by Drunken Love Fan December 27, 2017
Get the Drunken Love Game mug.An individual who attends parties and once drunk starts making friends with the animals or pets at the residence. They will not think twice about saying hello to furry friends.
by Lavendula May 7, 2018
Get the Drunken Snow White mug.A DRUNKEN DUTCHMAN refers to someone on the toilet who sings like David Bowie while having diarrhea.
"Where's Harry?" - "Listen closely - hear the singin'?" -"Oh my god, he's being a drunken Dutchman again, ain't he?""
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