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Dirt Doobie

"Dirt Doobie" is term coined to describe the lowest form of life,...dirty white girls in love with ghetto niggers. Dirt Doobies are white trash with very low self esteem, who enjoy being passed around between niggers like a "Doobie".

They can have up to 6 (black)sexual partners in one evening without protection, or bathing. Dirt Doobies usually wear a "standard issue"uniform that consists of a red top, dark blue jeans, and bight white sneakers. Doobs have been known to wear the same outfit for up to 3 weeks without changing.
Doobies originated in Alton, Illinois, a small town about 20 minutes from St. Louis...but, much like the vermin they bed down, Doobies have spread like roaches to the point of being an epidemic. created by Rabbi Greg Brownstein
Julia Stiles is a Dirt Doobie with a S.A.G. card
"damn, they passed that whore around like a Dirt Doobie!!!"
Dirt Doobie by fingerrubbers January 12, 2012

smoke a doobie 

to smoke a doobie means to smoke the leftover of a blunt. it's usually a small amount of greens left but anything's worth smoking when you're fresh out of weed, right?
JOHN: Max, you got some weed left from yesterday's burning session?

MAX: No..
wait, I do got a DOOBIE atleast.

JOHN: Ay That's good enough. We out to spark it, tho?

MAX: FASHOOOO!!!! We finna smoke a doobie

Doodlebob 

Doodlebob is a character is spongebob from episode 34 Season 2 when spongebob draws him and he turns evil.
Spongebob: Oh No! It's Doodlebob
Doodlebob: Me Hoy Minoy
Doodlebob by MeHoyMinoy22 October 26, 2016

shoobie doobie 

A shoobie doobie is a really, really, good joint.
Ted: Hey Frank, you got some bud?
Frank: Yeah, dude. You wanna roll it?
Ted: Sure, man. I'll roll a shoobie doobie if you have quality shit.
shoobie doobie by YungSack November 3, 2013
a wonderous smoking utensil in which happiness is acheived through the inhalation of a mysterious and mystical white cloud.
i took a toke of my "doobie" and got high.

Doodle Dump 

The act of playing "Doodle Jump" while taking a dump. (most fun when playing in a public bahroom with no sound so when you die and curse, the other people around will be scared.)
Will ferrell and I were Doodle Dumping together while taking a poop in the stalls next to each other.