doinker

A multi purpose word. Used to name somebody that is a pain in the ass, or extreamly cool.

Wow, that kid just kicked a kitten, what a doinker. or
Keegan looks like a fricken pimp in his tux, what a doinker.

by Keegan B. September 15, 2006

Doink

Doink can have the same meaning as "cool" or "awesome." Used to describe something you like.

Dude, that car is so "doink!"

by CR life April 25, 2009

Double Doink

When you have sex with one person, then another unbeknownst to the first, and you go back to the first with double the sex juices in/on your genitalia.

Friend: Dude, did you hear about the girl next to you in Physics? I heard her boyfriend fucked her seconds after he got his dick wet with some other chick’s vag juice.

Other Friend: Oh, you mean she got double doinked! Back to back like she’s on the cover of lethal weapon.

Both: Whoaaaaaa. Very important and very pretentious.

by MysterC495051 January 6, 2019

doink and broom

To have sex with a girl and then dump her. Synonym: Rail and Bail.

Your mom is hot, but she's a total bitch. I'll just doink and broom her.

by Smitty3 September 8, 2007

doink

to waste time friviously

as in "doinking around on the computer."

by Torie Benson October 17, 2003

ba-doink-a-doink

Ass, butt, bum

Yo dawg check out the ba-doink-a-doink on that ho!

by jlouise December 16, 2010

Doink

A common phase used in volleyball when somebody hits the ball over on the 2nd hit.

I hate playing volleyball with John, he constantly doinks the ball over the net.

John is a real doinker. I wish he would learn some volleyball etiquette and realize that real players hit off the volley.

by Susan Silver April 28, 2008