dog 

a white blob of death that consumes all cats and has the ability to melt itself down to the size that can fit on your lap.
Its f***ucking adorable

Petting dogs is cool. Billy pets dogs. Billy is a cool dude.

dog by fakatorpedo October 26, 2018

Dog 

A very cute thing that could be vicious. They come in many many breeds and are the most popular.

Me: omg look at that dog
Friend: omg its so CUTEEEE

Dog by AnnoyingBadger November 15, 2018

Dog 

Definitely a cat in disguise

"I iz dog no cat£

Dog by None of ya dam business December 28, 2018

Dog 

Something your mom will never buy you

Me: I want a dog
Mom: tf

Dog by crispysalads March 8, 2019

dog 

chinese food

dog

dog by polikmonn April 30, 2019

Dog 

God backwards.

Dog let there be light.

Dog by B0ba1 May 13, 2019

Dog 

Man’s best friend in every possible way. A dog will listen to you even when nobody else does.

“Hey! Who is your best friend?”
“My best friend is my dog.”

Dog by Doggo:) November 11, 2019