docking tube

When you shove someone's nose in your ads and fart, your asshole is the docking ring, their nose is the docking tube.

Man yesterday Joe was pissing me off and I gave him docking tube.

by Yet da big gay64 September 21, 2019

dock measuring contest

A dock measuring contest is a quantitative comparison of value between two individuals, entities, or nations. This value is typically a measure of physical, mental, or financial strength that would suggest a greater quality of life. A large dock has room for more boats and makes for a less hazardous walkway for passengers while boarding and deboarding.

Entomology Originated from the informal expression "dick measuring contest" and adopted by politicians, athletes, and business professionals.

The Olympics is the most celebrated dock measuring contest on the planet.

by Happy10101101 February 11, 2021

Docking Lights

A game played on the lake when you spot a boat driving with their docking lights on. First made famous on Lake Martin, Alabama.

Point systems differ per household.

Please note: Driving with docking lights on is illegal so docking light spots are rare and attributed to inexperienced boaters and intoxicated individuals. Stay clear of vessels running docking lights as headlights.

Todd and Karen ran their docking lights because they flipped all the switches. Hurry take a pick and get your points.

by Lake Boater May 3, 2021

Docktavias

The perfect dock installation. All sections where perfectly level and pins flew into place effortlessly. The sun is out and the water bare warm. She is a 150 foot monster and jaw dropping to the eyes some may ever say she is the definition of eye candy. Docktavias sometimes makes me reconsider my life struggles and education. As a young man or women docktavias is a blessing we do not deserve as they human race. I love docktavias

Jessica: “ do you guys see that”

Thomas: “my eyes are watering”

Liam: “Oh, Fuccckkkk yah boys”

Nick: “fucking trailer”

Ben: “it’s beautiful”

Austin: “God is real”

Jason: “steeeeezzzzyyy”

Dylan: “the legend is real”

All together: “docktavias...”

by The fat white african May 19, 2021

Docklet

Dirty chocolates - Dirty black people

You’re homeless, stubborn, and brown skinned — you’re a docklet.

by bigboysutton November 9, 2021

Docky Drink

Docky Drink is similar to the drinkable drug lean, but the sprite is replaced with Dr. Pepper

Bob couldn't find any sprite at the store, so we're making Docky Drink.

by fencing-with-dildoes March 26, 2023

soft dock

When two flaccid, uncircumcised penises meet in such a fashion that the foreskins intermingle in to one dually attached mass of penis. This is also referred to chinese penis cuffing.

Shuttle - "Slowing to docking speed"

Space Station - "the skywalk is extended"

Shuttle - "Approaching"

Space Station - "Soft dock achieved"

by bparkzd00d August 30, 2013