dingleberry

The sack hung under an animals a-hole to catch the poop so it doesn't make any mess, usually attached to a camel or a donkey at fetes, fairs and festivals whilst taking people for rides.

If the camel forgot to wear his dingleberry, the carnies would be cleaning up his scat all day!

by Lleyton May 30, 2006

Dingleberry cupcake

Person who is a retard. They annoy you as much as dried poop on anus hair.

Dude you're such a dingleberry cupcake!!! You annoy the hell outta me!!!

by Swatmaster December 11, 2007

dingleberry

The accumulation of fart-dust on your ass hairs.

Evidence of a dingleberry is often found in the form of skid marks in underwear.

by Anthony C. G. December 28, 2005

dingleberry

The mixture and solidification of a poop chunk with toilet paper. Usually occurs on one's butt hairs after attempting to remove larger remnants of number 2. Not to be confused with a poop chunk itself. A dingleberry always contains remnants of toilet paper.

Oh, love you have a poop chunk on your butt hair. Allow me to remove it with a butt wipe. We better use the wet ones to make sure not to make a dingleberry.- My wife actually said this...

by THE Cheezeballz June 3, 2010

Dingleberries

Poop stained toilet paper balls that gets stuck to your butthole hairs after wiping.

I'm not buying this toilet paper anymore because it gives me dingleberries.

by Davenm June 3, 2015

Dingleberry

Hair hang from your butt with a surprise

Did you see his dingleberry?!

by Epic mess March 3, 2016

Dingleberry Beard

When you go down on your partner, and after exploring their nether regents, you resurface and have remnants of their caverns in your beard.

After going down on my woman, I came back up with dingleberry beard!

by The Crackens ass September 15, 2016