Dickmatization

When a person is so blind by the DICK they become absolutely fucking delusional dumbass bitch.

He cheated on her but she took him back? Oh she's suffering from dickmatization for sure. Hope she gets better soon!

by girliepop69 October 5, 2023

dickandballs

Mens private parts.

I have dickandballs.

by whatsyourhandle??? December 12, 2023

Dickmarkel

When you’re parent don’t love you and neither do you

Anuel is such a dickmarkel, because he makes horrible music

by Abuelacantebela December 21, 2023

Dickmatized

When you hit it so hard, so good, so consistently that you earn your partner's love forever. Like the old "Raw" standup, once you get them to do the special moan... they are in love. But more than that, they are hypnotized, but by your majestic dick....

Dickmatized

She loves me now. She's Dickmatized.

Dude, you got a stripper to say i love you? Yeah chris, she's dickmatized.

by Lascivious January 11, 2024

Dickmatized

Being addicted to a penis to the point of losing control over your own mind.

I can't leave him. He has me completely dickmatized.

by CaptainTennille February 4, 2024

dickmunching

The opposite of a meatriding and glazing.
A dickmuncher is someone who hates something so much that they can't shut up about it.

Friend 1: Man the last of us was such a good show!
Friend 2: I hate that stupid fucking show.
Friend 1: could you stop dickmunching please.

by DickMuncher27 November 26, 2023

dickmensions

Dick dimensions!

What are the dickmensions on that fucking hog?

by shadowbytes December 2, 2023