Humping the Deuces

A term used in the restaurant industry when a waiter served parties of two for the majority of their shift.

Boogie had a shit night, he was stuck humping the deuces all night.

by Savageray September 29, 2016

what the deuce

A saying from Stewie in Family Guy

"What the deuce is going on here?" - Stewie Griffen

by JDZITS December 29, 2007

Deucebumps

The goosebumps you get while in the middle of dropping deuce.

"I told her I didn't crap in her closet but she saw the deucebumps and it all went downhill from there."

by oxcasp3rxo May 12, 2010

deuce on the clock

Precisely, taking a shit while being paid at work.

Deuce meaning number 2, or in bathroom terms, going poop.

Clock means clocked in at work.

Can be used as a verb,noun, adjective, adverb

While at work today I took a deuce on the clock.

Took a deuce on the clock in the wb : means,took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom.

Taking a deuce on the clock in the wb while in ot.: means, took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom while in overtime.

Youre not going to want to go in there, just took a major deuce on the clock.

by @AKADonaldTrump January 24, 2015

eldritch deuce

Variant of an "upper decker" that involves eating Mediterranean food, sneaking into the victim's home, opening his "Arkham Horror" board game, shitting in the box, and replacing the game in its original place.

Hey, let's play a game of Arkha...aww, CHRIST, I've been eldritch deuced!!!

by soupfist January 10, 2014

Circle Pines Deuce

When after being tased by local police one shits own pants, named for taser happy police departments record of 137 people tased in one week shitting own pants.

That stupid asshole Nick ran from the cops and ended up taking a Circle Pines deuce.

by Jeremiah Potts March 10, 2008

What the deuce?

Similar to "What the hell?" or "What's going on?"

"Dude, I haven't heard from you in three weeks. What the deuce?"

by Kaylie Klopf April 28, 2005