Dating the Internet

Dating the internet: Verb:
1. The act of having a relationship with the internet through watching/reading porn.
2. Being in a "RP" (Role play) relationship.. (Some people disagree.)
3. Telling people that you are dating some one from another town, but really.. They sit at home and watch/read porn.

<Hayate> Have you been dating the internet..?
<Itachi> >.>
<Itachi> Maybe...
<Itachi> <.<
<Hayate> Dude.. Get a life..

by Atrum Kyoushin January 2, 2007

Dating purgatory

That awkward stage when you are seeing someone and you have yet to have "the talk" about what the two of you want.

girl 1: so what is going on between you and what's his name?
girl 2: well we go out on dates and we're friends, but we haven't had that talk yet.
girl 1: oh, so you're in dating purgatory.

by cdfv April 26, 2010

nap dancing

The act of dancing while you are asleep (supposedly (not really (at all) ) )

Ratchet black chick dancing
That ratchet chick over there was nap dancing with me
I am emotionally stressed over her nap dancing
her nap dancing scared me for life

by Ratchetchick3264 February 16, 2014

danding

Popular chinese term”蛋定“. "danding" literally means ”your ballz stay". usually use this term to tell someone who is so annoying to shut up; or to tell someone to calm down.

Cooper(saying so excited): I am texting my ex now!
Steven: Danding!

Cooper: I fucked up my physiology test.
Steven: Danding! that's okay. I screwed it up, too!

Cigmed: I want to stab you in the face with a katana!
Steven: Danding! Danding! Please go for it!

by Mao's Dong 69 September 29, 2010

rap dancing

Rap dancing is the name mistakenly given to break dancing by Australian TV music presenter Molly Meldrum after what was obviously a preposterously cocaine-fuelled junket to the US in the 1980s. From this it entered the Australian lexicon and was a popular term for break dancing in Australia until the 1990s.

Rock Steady Crew are the coolest new rap dancing crew.

by xero one January 24, 2009

passive aggressive dancing

When a girl at a club starts dancing closely with her back to a guy she has not met. This leaves only two options for the guy:
1) Act like a creep and start grinding up on her
2) Stand there and shoot a weird look to your friend

Man, I was having a chill time until this girl started passive aggressive dancing with me. She wasn't really very hot either.

by momoney?moproblems March 30, 2009

dancing mojo

a spinoff on the regular mojo, dancing mojo is the natural confidence that one re-possesses after a long time of not going out, shaking their booty and doing it well.

"Kid, we're going out, bring your dancing mojo or die."

by Miss Vee September 14, 2007