Cuban Cigar Burn

A cuban cigar burn is an exotic sex move when a man ejaculates on anothers arm, and not cleaning it off, making an unusual rash on it.
I just gave her a cuban cigar burn.
by swagina June 17, 2012
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cuban raisin smuggler

a sexual manuver, wherein the submissive, or bitch (gender undefined) performs oral sex on the dominator's anus, discovers a "raisin" or "pellet",and secretly takes it home. punishable in 39 countries by spankings and/or the tequilla moonrise
you bet you're ass i gave him the tequilla moonrise. i just strapped it on and gave it to his drunk bitch sister. that'll teach him to pull that cuban raisin smuggler bullshit.
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puerto rican cuban food

Term racists use to describe the cuisine of the Caribbean
That racist pig Susan said we're having Puerto Rican Cuban food for dinner tonight.
by Drogie May 24, 2017
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Cuban Reverse Taco Stand

Successfully inserting your erect penis into a womans vagina after leaping from a nearby table or chair, please consider the amount of erectile strength needed to perform this act of sex.
Greg leaped from the kitchen table and successfully performed a cuban reverse taco stand, inserting the erection into Sophie's vagina.
by xxDogLiquorxx February 12, 2010
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cuban missile crisis

Pretty self explanatory. When a Cuban takes a dump.
"ayo mang I think I just have me a cuban missile crisis no?"
by Lloyd Crosby May 16, 2006
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Cuban Ice Cream

The Act of ejaculating on a Cigar letting it dry then smoking it.
Hay do you want to share a Cuban Ice Cream?
by X Box Killed Me January 02, 2011
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cuban crab grass

A potential slang term for marijuana, named by Steven Colbert during the Wednesday, April 29th edition of the Colbert Report.
Which of the following is a slang term for marijuana?
Pot
Wacky Tobacky
Sticky-Icky
or Cuban Crab Grass?
by SwineFluQuarantiner May 01, 2009
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