Crusty ass

To care about someone but not wanting to directly tell them

Shut your crusty ass up, I want to help you!

by Leoknowsitall March 2, 2021

Crusty Skankasaurus

A dirty (literally) whore. Anyone you feel like insulting.

That girl is a crusty skankasaurus.

by A-RodJSU May 9, 2006

crusty leaf

Dried spermatic liquid on the perimeter of the oral feature

"Jesus Christ David! You gave me a crusty leaf you bloody crumpet!"
-Quan

by Brandon Pears stupidshit October 14, 2016

crusty facemask

When a woman takes vengence upon her lover by grabbing the sex towel and shoving it in her partners face thus making him smell and taste all the human sexual escrement from both parties. Usually the towel is held to the face until unconciousness.

"I tried to make my wife quefe last night, she crusty facemasked me to get me back. "

"That bitch."

"I totally crusty facemasked my husband last night. It was the only way I could get him off me. He still hasn't woken up yet."

by iactuallydidthis April 28, 2010

Crusty Cornhole

When dry, crusty shit is covered around the ring of your asshole.

Kevin mooned us and he had a crusty cornhole!

by Matteezzy February 24, 2009

crusty emo

one who listens to of mice and men wears dark eye shadow, has very pale skin and dyes their hair at least once a month. they find men who have children attractive and find bats cute

wow look at that crusty emo, chelsea you're such a crusty emo

by canadian_wizard February 9, 2015

Crusty Cannoli

When a female poops during anal.

This chick Crusty Cannolied me last night by accident

by Crusty Cannoli June 3, 2014