crunchy city

A place comprised of people obsessed with eating healthy.

"That is the 6th farmer's market we've passed on this road!"
"Yeah, this place is a crunchy city."

by rdf April 10, 2015

crunchy asshole

When she neglects to wax her anus for several weeks creating a crunchy fuzzy texture.

Bro did you go down on Suzie lastnight? Ya bro i tottaly tounge punched her crunchy asshole like shrimp fried rice.

by Phill McKraken April 24, 2017

Crunchy

Used to describe someone when they are being grouchy, crabby, irritable, etc. A much softer way to call someone out on it and describe their mood.

"Have you seen your brother today? That fools been going around frowning at everyone and making rude remarks. Why's he being so crunchy?"

by pocalyptic June 22, 2017

Crunchy Starfish

When you shit and you don’t wipe good and it gets hard and crusty.

Man, last night my girl licked my crunchy starfish. Shoulda used baby wipes.

by Foreskinnibbler November 23, 2018

Crunchy Taco

When a womans clitoris is very dry its like a crunchy taco shell

Joe: “aye man you hooked up with that girl right?”

Jason: “Yeah man but she had that crunchy taco.”

by Snapeballs February 25, 2019

Crunchy uncle

When you’re favourite Sweden gay boi dresses up in a biker outfit and decides to go rape some underaged male child

Woah that crunchy uncle just anally destroyed that child

by Horny torny March 27, 2019

Crunchy fruit granola

A person from southern California that smokes that sticky icky, wears bohemian jewelry she bought from forever 21, and think plants have feelings.

Oh she one of those crunchy fruit granola bitches

by Post_bologna September 14, 2019