Noon Cricket

Term for White/Jewish slave owners singing on the porch while their slaves are working in the fields.

Alternate take on "moon cricket".

Ayo that noon cricket ass honkey is fuckin stranin me and keepin me from eatin.

by bandit223 August 14, 2022

Crotch Crickets

Various forms of parasitic STDs such as crabs.

She has slept with so many people, I bet she has crotch crickets.

by i have a fake name December 9, 2010

blubber cricket

A person whom constantly runs their mouth. They do not care if it's the truth or lies. They are always looking for clout and will do about anything for attention. Right down to hopping up and down on random roaches at her local dive bar

"That girl is suck a blubber cricket"
"There goes Courtney again being a blubber cricket"
" Ugh Miss Stone could you stop being such a blubber cricket?"

by Becky with the great hair March 22, 2020

jiminy cricket

Said when you are surprised or confused, and a way to ask to stop for a minute

Hold on a Jiminy Cricket, what happened next?

by dragonsprivateparts December 11, 2016

Meat cricket

Another term for a woman's clitoris. When stroked properly her moans resemble a cricket's chirp at night.

She loved when I played with her meat cricket.

by Giggs4410 March 4, 2021

Spirit of cricket

A mythical beast that lives at the river bed of the thames. It shows up whenever a stuck up pommie is given out for wandering out of his crease when the ball is live.

Yjb casually walking out of his crease

Carey: hits the ball and yjb is stumped

BS: lemme summon the spirit of cricket

by Icc_cricket July 4, 2023

curb cricket

A female resembling a crack whore who hangs out along the street side, usually in seedy to middle and upper class neighborhoods, begging for attention, more than likely through munchausin syndrome, also molestation and/ or being born in Orange County and surrounding areas in California. She is willing to do anything to further her social standings including sexual favors, lieing, snitching, stealing etc.

Person 1~ " So what happened with you and your ex?"
Me~" She turned out to be a curb cricket just like the rest of them!"

by The Few June 6, 2014