Cranktitude

When cranky meets attitude!

I'm experiencing some serious cranktitude today!

by CydInSLC January 18, 2011

Cranky Kong

The grandpa in the Donkey Kong series. Usually gives advice begrudgingly to Donkey. A very cranky individual.

Donkey Kong walks into Cranky's house.

Cranky Kong: "What do you want you lazy Kong?!"

by Rhinochunks October 28, 2011

Cranie

Sam Scott

You are such a cranie

by cool girl Hayden July 11, 2012

Cranter

Crappy-Banter
Someone who thinks they're funny, but actually their jokes are so 1973 its untrue.
A Bantersauras-Rex who is tired may throw out some cranter as they are too tired to think straight.

Sophie: You smell like fish and chips
James: .....*pause*.... YOU smell like fish and chips
Sophie: Absolute cranter!

by Windybey August 23, 2012

Cranktop

The art of cranktopping.
To cranktop.

Dat ass was cranktopping in those jeans last night.
Dude, I cranktopped all over that test.

by bigbangcranktopper69 September 6, 2012

crankface

A Norwenglish word to describe someone who is cranky.

"Don't be such a crankface!"

by MsOlden July 11, 2016

crank the dank

A term used when referring to smoking weed.

"Yo me and tim are finna crank the dank layer, you down?"

Matt got caught cranking the dank by randall.

by In the can June 6, 2016