When a non-issue or an issue that has no business being on trial ends up wasting time, resources, and attention in the judicial system. It highlights the absurdity of certain cases that should never have reached a courtroom.
"They're arguing over whether doctors can perform life-saving procedures because of some stupid, outdated law. Classic case of court rot."
"This lawsuit is such court rot—why are we even debating something so obvious?"
"This lawsuit is such court rot—why are we even debating something so obvious?"
by jetskeedog December 12, 2024

by Kman’s definitions November 19, 2023

If a tennis court is a giant ping pong table with a fence around it, a racquetball court is a giant folded up ping pong table.
The wall on a racquetball court is like the folded up part of a folded up ping pong table, whether you hit the ball with a racquet, a stick, your hands, or your feet.
Is the midget standing on the ping pong table again?
Is the midget standing on the ping pong table again?
by Solid Mantis October 1, 2020

College Court is the spiritual home of the Limerick techno scene. Known for obnoxiously large house parties and rolling over on rooftops.
by SeanieAir February 26, 2021

A compound verb where an argument being made is made with minimal effort and then masked with clever sounding words.
In the April 2025 Supreme Court ruling For Women Scotland vs The Scottish ministers the ruling used the phrase "These are assumed to be self-explanatory and to require no further explanation", which is a variation on the "this is left as an exercise for the reader" and "It is self-evident that...", both forms of "Proof by Intimidation" used by junk science
In the April 2025 Supreme Court ruling For Women Scotland vs The Scottish ministers the ruling used the phrase "These are assumed to be self-explanatory and to require no further explanation", which is a variation on the "this is left as an exercise for the reader" and "It is self-evident that...", both forms of "Proof by Intimidation" used by junk science
- I can't be bothered explaining, I'll just Supreme Court it and hope they don't challenge me.
- "Did you just Supreme Court this and hope nobody would notice?"
- "Well, honestly... it's clearly self-evident?"
- "Did you just Supreme Court this and hope nobody would notice?"
- "Well, honestly... it's clearly self-evident?"
by ookerdook April 24, 2025

a direct English transliteration of the french expression " la balle est dans ton camp" this expression means either
a) it is now your turn to play
or
b) it is now up to you on what to do/what decision to take
a) it is now your turn to play
or
b) it is now up to you on what to do/what decision to take
mother: Angela, why are you doing drugs? I now give you choices: either you leave your current boyfriend Brandon and stop with your drugs, or you can leave this house and move in with him; in which case I will want to have nothing to do with your life. The ball is in your court.
Angela: I would like to commit suicide.
mother: that's not an option. i am taking you right now for a psyche eval.
Angela: I would like to commit suicide.
mother: that's not an option. i am taking you right now for a psyche eval.
by Sexydimma May 19, 2012

by Gugumachu July 18, 2022
