The Hangman's Curse

When you are self asphyxiating using a rope tied to an anal hook. After you reach climax, you pass out you are stuck in an arched form when your mom walks in on you.

I don't really open up sexually until the third or fourth date, its not like I'm trying to pull out The Hangman's Curse or anything.

by Tromboneman272 September 6, 2023

Commentators curse

When a commentator of a sport or other competitive event praises a team or player and then that team/player soon after has something bad happen to them (concede points, injury etc.)

Commentator: Team A is looking really good this half, Team B just can't break their defense.
*Team B immediately breaks the line of defense and scores*
Team A fan: God damn it, why did he have to apply the commentators curse?

by Inlaidflyer2 April 30, 2015

Players Curse

When you have treated girls like a game and when you start having kids you only have girls.

Man1: Did you hear that he's having wife's pregnant with their third girl.
Man2: It must be when he was younger, that damn players curse

by toitgus March 11, 2019

The Kardashian Curse

Every man that dates a Kardashian, their life goes downhill after that.

The Kardashians turned Scott into an alcoholic, Lamar Odom into a Crackhead and Bruce Jenner into a woman, I can't wait what they do to Kanye. That is the the Kardashian Curse.

by Crazy_Puggle June 30, 2016

Courtesy Chasm

The seats left open between groups of people at movies, concerts, games, etc.

If everyone closed their courtesy chasms, we'd all be a lot closer to the stage.

by ZoëNicole August 23, 2009

churself

churself is like cha.. it´s thesame as yourself.

get churself a burger, i can´t share my meal with cha.

by cinik March 26, 2011

courtesy flush

A flush in the middle of the toilet-sitting process in order to reduce the aroma...usually performed on a "foreign throne" as a courtesy to the owner of said throne... in other words, to be polite and not stink up the host's crapper too much.

I gave a courtesy flush at the Smith's party because I didn't want to kill the next person to use the bathroom.

by peafarter January 4, 2003