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Corporate America

Quanta's debut album, and a song by the same name. The album attacks capitalism and Mr. Bush, along with corporate America (no surprise there), the electoral college, and the two-party system. Also attacks the many dumb Americans who don't question authority and those who believe everything they hear. Songs range from hillarious (Salute, Oxymoron, Letters, Doodle) to serious (Corporate America, American Dream My Ass, Last One Picked)to sad (Dream Come False, Falling Down, Last One Picked is sad too.) The album has good songs to listen to no matter what mood you're in.
This is America
Corporate America
The place where only the rich count
This is fucking America
Yeah fuck America
Why do they get to be paramount?
by Where's the cream filling? November 10, 2004
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porpulate

v.:

1) To behave in a ridiculous matter due to exhaustion.

2) Silly behaviour as a result of being tired but incapable of going to sleep.

3) Being hyper because of a lack of sleep. (believed to be the result of the body breaking down any and all sugars in your system in order to keep you awake)

other uses: porpulating(adv.), porpulater(n.), porpulation(adj.)
"Woo-Hoo!!! I haven't slept in almost 3 days - I think I'm going to go marinate a wall in some syrup! And this, kids, is what it means to porpulate."

"Dude, you are porpulating mad hard - you need to go to bed."

I was caught in a state of total porpulation when it came to finals week.
by welshtaurus February 25, 2011
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Corporate Handbag

A partner to a business event, often referred to a professional male accompanying the VIP female.
"Hey man, didn't expect to see you here are the business awards. How did you get a ticket?"

" Didn't get an invite, Tonight I'm the corporate handbag."
by Harry Foodtech July 1, 2009
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Corporate Philanthropist

Someone who does work to enrich a company that he doesn't actually work for or gets paid by in the middle of the night, on the weekend and/or on his day off with out home of finacial reward or recognition.
by Sancho Panda October 18, 2009
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corporate frisk

v. to "risk" your job while getting busy at work with a hot co-worker in a risque place... say a janitor's closet?
guy #1: My job may be on the line but the sex with that hot new secretary was totally fucking worth it.

Guy #2: No fucking way man, Miri that hot new Latino chick? Where?

Guy #1: In our bosses office on top of the fax machine, I'm positive we faxed pics of our asses to everyone in our building...talk about a Corporate Frisk!

*Guys high five and disperse*
by makingNEWnotches March 28, 2010
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corporate hashpipe

The process of losing short term corporate memory.
Angry man: The Board have made their decision how could you go against their wishes.

Idiot: Sorry man must have been smoking the corporate hashpipe...I completely forgot!
by little_kitten October 10, 2010
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compuliterate

Having the ability to understand and work a computer and the Internets but with a blatant disregard for the rules of grammar and spelling.
Joan is compuliterate because when she posts to the online forums she always uses the wrong "your" and "there" and substitutes "u" for "you" etc.
by sammycy April 15, 2011
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