Cork the fork

Get a vasectomy; prevent semen production

Jerry’s wife made him cork the fork to prevent more kids.

by Martin in Parkin May 27, 2023

Cork sniffer

People who are apart of the New Aged Pipe Smokers.

Dang, you’re a cork sniffer?
Yeah. I love the new aged pipe smokers!

by Rileyh212 April 5, 2022

Cork

Being antaginizingly quirky

You’re being such a cork

by Stankodank April 10, 2019

kettle cork

An insult used to describe someone who smells like a nasty ass popcorn flavor or someone who stinks or someone who’s attitude stinks

“SHUT UP YOU KETTLE CORK”
“She was Kettle Corking up the whole room”

by kettlepot December 2, 2018

Cork Plopper

A play on cork stopper. A type of poop that feels hard but is followed by a fast stream of diarrhea that was previously held in place.

"Dude I thought I had a no wiper on my hands, but it was a cork plopper and I ended up using half a roll."

"I could never squeeze out a Cleveland Steamer, I'm too scared it'll be a cork plopper and I'd drown someone."

by Chucklefck March 1, 2019

Cork

Good looking, but stupid and possibly violent man you get into relationship just make your ex jealous or to stop you from feeling lonely

> Wow Kate, your new boyfriend is really handsome, I’m happy that you got over John so fast
< Oh thanks, but he is just a cork, I’ll ditch him in a month or two

by jarchlik January 24, 2024

Poo Cork

A 'poo' so big that it clogs the toilet.

Honey, I had a poo cork so big last night, that the water could hardly move when I flushed.

by smbs82 July 8, 2010