Cooter Bats

The bat that lives in the cooter of a female, often mistaken for a Vag-Cat

Bree's Cooter Bats Are so damn loud, i couldn't get any sleep last night

by Rockandrolljunkiie May 12, 2010

Cooter pooter

A slightly cutesy term for the noise made when air is expelled from the vaginal canal.

I opted to use cooter pooter over queef because it is less obscene.

by Tanwen de Heydon January 13, 2022

Cooter Quake

A fart so powerful the it vibrates your labia.

I farted so loud it gave me a cooter quake.

by Corezore June 17, 2016

Cooter Loaf

a vagina that is so crusty and dry that it is left in loaf form

"Damn Jess, if you needed to borrow the Crisco to moisten your cooter loaf why didn't you just ask"

by sam and junk March 28, 2009

Rusty Cooter

A bitch or a cunt. Someone who is rude to you no matter how far you go out of your way to be nice or to make them feel welcome. Many times a lesbian who hates gay men.

I tried to make the new girl feel welcome by introducing her to my friends but the "rusty cooter" just rolled her eyes and said something mean under her breath.

by wigger4life October 7, 2009

harry cooter

Ye who has obtained that hairiest cooch this side of the Mississippi

Holly

by jetty May 15, 2003

Cooter Tooter

When a girl farts and it doesn’t come out the ass and travels out the vagina

My fart couldn’t escape my ass so I had a cooter tooter

by Bigsweet April 22, 2020