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Computer Love

Someone who is in love or have a thing with someone over the internet.

Like internet dating....
A girl: Me and my computer love have been going strong for 2 years.
by TashaOwnsU January 27, 2009
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Swing copters

Made by the flappy bird person. It is like flappy bird, but like 1,000,000,000,000,000x harder.
Person 1: "Have you heard of swing copters?"
Person 2: "No, what is it?"
Person 1: "It is a game made by the flappy bird people."
Person 2: "Fuck me!"
by Jag5536 August 30, 2014
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history on a computer

a link under the url that can be used to see what u have done on acomputer
i check my history on a computer a lot when somone is done
by hjhihyhuihhkhknbbyhfhj June 23, 2008
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Shut up and give me my computer back

when someone doesn't give back your computer when you ask for it.
Hey April shut up and give me my computer back.
by jdnsjcknknsd May 2, 2017
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computer geek

A guy who's helluva good when it comes to fixing 'puters. Very common at universities, research labs etc. You'll be his best friend if you talk to him about Linux, Mozilla, HTML/PHP etc. As far as appearance is concerned, computer geeks can be placed in two groups: 1) the uglier one including fat, sluggish, bald C.G.'s or 2) thin and often tall ones, usually with hair of middle length, aware of their health and hygiene- so they never stink. Usually seen in glasses that go well with their beautiful faces. There are also female computer geeks, but they're rare and I didn't see many of them- most of them looks beautiful. Whoa, there are no ugly women, but sometimes you run out of wine.
Read "Linux for advanced users" everyday, spend 5 hours a day googling, write some programs and be exceptionally charming- they'll recognize a computer geek in you.
by Chris Slychan April 17, 2006
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Rofl my Copter

To "Rofl" someone's "Copter" is meant to be sexual, and can take on any sexual connotation. Therefore, to rofl a copter could imply oral, sex, hands, or even weird creepy stuff like whacking off to Hannah Montana.
After all I did for Katie this Valentine's Day, she didn't even rofl my copter. What a bitchass.
by Creebie February 17, 2009
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computer illiterate

unable to use a computer without phoning half the population to help out.
(i've got a virus what do i do) LMAO
the unluckiest man alive must have had nearly every virus in the book (See SBS) Solution learn about PC's before you get one!!!!
(I don't Know what i'm doing HELP ME). SEE SBS
by Rupert Winkle June 26, 2004
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