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Coin Rager 

Somebody who gets angry after they lose their coins
Guy: I smell salt

Guy 2: Oh? That's most likely the salt coming from your own pores you coin rager
Coin Rager by Garrett S. August 8, 2020

Coincidency 

The act of demented occurrences that have no connection what so ever.
Him: Wow, we were wearing shirt today
Bus Driver: Omg, We Do!
Him: What a crazy coincidency!

gay coincidence 

When a straight male or female says to members of the same sex, something that could be taken as gay, but wasn't intended to be, or was the result of a misspoken word.
(playing disc golf, trying to figure out a celebration for getting a hole in one) "Hey man, we should slap our dicks together (he meant to say "DISCS")"... LOL.. that was a GAY COINCIDENCE"

Note: an individual who is gay, cannot have a gay coincidence, it would be a "gay-on-purpose", by default.
gay coincidence by Kushasaurus October 17, 2013

Pensacola coin purse 

v. The act of stuffing ones testicles into a woman's vagina along with your penis.
To Julies surprise, Greg was able to show her that the Pensacola coin purse was indeed possible.

salmonella chinstrap 

Where the woman is on all fours nude and a pork tenderloin is placed within her anal cavity (plunger optional). After 45 minutes, the woman releases the pork tenderloin, like an easy-bake oven, which a male then places around his neck like a scarf. Then the male proceeds to eat the tenderloin, like a candy necklace.
Dude 1: Hey Dude, how was your weekend?

Dude 2: Dude! I got my wife a nice pork tenderloin and she gave me a Salmonella Chinstrap.

Mud coin 

The rare coin found in the bum crack of a middle aged man, typically found during a vigorous wash.
Hey Jo, I just had a shower and I wash washing my nethers and I think a mud coin dropped out of my anus.

Jo says, β€œHow much do you think it’s worth?”
Mud coin by hasto75 January 9, 2021