Pressure Cooking

The act up squeezing your dick in class without your hands, so you can satisfy yourself in secret.

Friend: Dude, why are you so relaxed all the time.
You: Because, my day includes regular acts of pressure cooking
Friend: What!?
You: You Know, I squeeze my dick between my legs to satisfy myself.

by gooeylooey November 20, 2016

Diet Coking

The act of waiting for diet soda foam to recede so you can pour more into the cup.

I am just making a sandwich and diet coking over here.

by Kiruna December 31, 2016

mcglockin-cockin

This term was invented by rapper "lil pp" in 2020. It is a synonym or alias referring to the male sexual organ, the penis. The term is used in an informal manner and derives from a root informal term: cock.

Azreen: Woah that's a massive mcglockin-cockin
Parth: I know right!

by lil pp Studios. March 23, 2020

knee-chocking kink

when you are lying bed or a chair and your partner starting putting their knee between your legs and start putting putting their hands on your throat as your partner starts putting their knee more closer between your legs. Your partner starts to kissing all your neck and leaving love marks on your neck. As they pull your throat closer to their face. Just few inches to your face and start teasing you.

ex: knee begin starts to closer and closer until touching your stomach like knee-chocking kink

by your moms gf January 23, 2022

cooking porkchops

lengthy masturbation sessions which result in the room taking on an unfavorable after-sex smell such as bologna or undercooked pork.

I know he's in there but he's not answering his door. He's obviously cooking porkchops in there.

by J Kimball September 4, 2005

cooking rice

causing male ejaculation. the action of causing the ejaculation identified as the cooking; the ejaculate(semen) identified as the rice.

Peter can't come to the phone, he's cooking rice in his room.

by TekoBaka June 7, 2009

cockingfucklesprick

Someone who you want to strangle because they drive you totally insane that is worse than an asshole but not quite as bad as a motherfucker.

Dadu is a cockingfucklesprick.

by Miz. Queen July 17, 2007