French Circus

A person receives (or experiences) a French Circus when seated in an armchair and another person stands on the arms and grinds their crotch in the recipients' face. Often part of a lap dance.

I had a great French Circus at the strip club last night...

by ragnor May 12, 2014

Turd-Circus

noun

\ˈtərd\ˈsər-kəs\

1. a fiasco or debacle ; significant failure.
2. general term for a person/place/event/object that is inherently full of fail.

1.

C: Were you at Ryan's "party" last weekend?

J: Yea man what a turd-circus.

by Bewtz0fDewm October 23, 2014

orlando circus

Anything to do with the butthole

Hey Bob, do you want to see my Orlando circus?

by Savage Daddy February 4, 2016

Cock Circus

A term often used when referring to females who look like they’ve had more cock rides than annual amusement park pass holders; including but not limited to Instagram girls posting sexualized yoga poses, bathroom mirror pics, and the usual Snapchat lip sync videos.

Boy: “Dude! Did you see Alyssa’s snap story?”
Dude: “Bro! She had her feet crossed BEHIND her head, I didn’t even know that was yoga! I wanna smash so bad.”
Boy: “step right up, cum one, cum all, to the cock circus 🎪 ”

by Tastyliciousness December 7, 2018

Angie Circus

Angie Circus’ are full of SURPRISES!! They have magical Angie rides with Angie games and Angie foods but don’t forget it’s an Angie Circus after all! You can find the finest LSD and BIG eyes at Angie Circus’. If you’re ever in town don’t forget to stop by the Angie Circus!

“I’m so bored I don’t know what to do.”
“Let’s go to the Angie Circus!”

by Angie did it December 11, 2018

circus style

When you get reamed by something the size of a circus tent with all the performers inside the tent, and oh yes, they are all on fire.

I was on a sales call with a customer and after I told him our price, they reamed me out circus style. Is that a calliope that I hear in the background?

by CykePaladin August 10, 2017

ugandan circus

lighting a teacher's desk on fire while class is in session

Me and Emma gave Mrs. Booher a ugandan circus in 6th period, and everyone was definitely having a good time.

by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018