French Circus

A person receives (or experiences) a French Circus when seated in an armchair and another person stands on the arms and grinds their crotch in the recipients' face. Often part of a lap dance.

I had a great French Circus at the strip club last night...

by ragnor May 12, 2014

Turd-Circus

noun

\ˈtərd\ˈsər-kəs\

1. a fiasco or debacle ; significant failure.
2. general term for a person/place/event/object that is inherently full of fail.

1.

C: Were you at Ryan's "party" last weekend?

J: Yea man what a turd-circus.

by Bewtz0fDewm October 23, 2014

orlando circus

Anything to do with the butthole

Hey Bob, do you want to see my Orlando circus?

by Savage Daddy February 4, 2016

the circus

used to define a group of girls at school that are such clowns you describe them as “the circus”

felicia: “did you hear about how katie invited the circus to her birthday party and not us, her best friends!”
shalisa: “ikr!! she is such a clout chaser sometimes!”

by biggggchungusss November 17, 2019

Circus Dick

An abnormally large penis, which is for some reason usually found on a skinny guy. See also: “You wanna put that WHERE?”

Ashley: “Holy shit, his dong is like a severely obese infant’s arm holding a grapefruit. It’s so big, it looks like something you’d see in a freak show!”
Savannah: “Damn girl - he’s got Circus Dick!”

by ShazKelly November 18, 2019

Circus Trap

When narcissists lure you into joining their reality with ill intent behind their words/actions.

Becky : "John told me he loves me after 2 weeks of dating, but he hasn't even asked me what my middle name is."
Angela : "Sounds like a narcissist. Don't fall for that circus trap."
Becky : "Yeah, it seems like he can't get over himself. I'm gonna dump this clown. NEXT."

by disillusioned1 April 13, 2019

U-CIRCUS

A book made with a clown to make sure it’s consumed daily for breakfast and it proofs to people that certain foods are not for kids,tweens or teens (19+)

No thanks u-circus

by Dogmilk57 Nightcore August 14, 2019