the chuck norris blaps

a sexual move in which the male, roundhouse kicks the female with his penis, resulting in her death, and potentially sending her back in time due to the force of it, can only be performed by chuck norris himself, as mere humans to not have the streangth to perform such an advanced move
apparently chuck norris killed another girl with the chuck norris blaps, fuck.
by stefmanxx April 01, 2008
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Chuck Norris Facts

A stupid unfunny internet meme that is older than Chuck himself, but is still used today. The meme is mostly used by dumb 13 year old kids who think that it makes them cool.
Chuck Norris once told Chuck Norris a Chuck Norris joke. But Chuck Norris didn't laugh. Because Chuck Norris Facts aren't funny.
by asdf518 August 21, 2010
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chuck norris

a amazingly cool kickass man often refered to as God Jr.
did you hear? chuck norris told that guy to separate the ocean!
by super de fuckin duper June 05, 2007
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Chuck Norris

Slang term for a huge, masculine, kick-ass beard that any Lumberjack would be proud to grow. Reddish-orange color is optional but highly recommended.
John: "Did you see Joe's new Chuck Norris?"
Bill: "Hell yeah, that beard is so badass I felt like I got roundhouse kicked in the junk just from looking at it!"
by B-O-G December 05, 2005
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chuck norris

This example was broken by chuck norris.
by BOOM_HEADSHOT August 07, 2007
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chuck norris

the most incredible being to ever walk the face of the Earth
Chuck Norris once had sex with a girl. The girl died, obviously. Chuck resurrected her with a roundhouse kick and proceeded to blow his load in her face. Yet, three generations were killed in the process.
by Costa Rica March 16, 2008
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Chuck Norris

When I person comes up missing, AWOL,MIA ...referring to the Chuck Norris Films Missing In Action Parts 1-3.
My girl has become Chuck Norris. I guess I need to find her.
by DUBL317 November 12, 2009
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