christina punua kramer boorman

Christina Punua Kramer Boorman is the most amazing person you could ever know or have in your life. She is my band and choir teacher (middle school) and I love her a lot. She is beautiful, sweet, kind, funny, weird, understanding, accepting, and so much more!! She means everything to me, and that’s the whole reason I’m writing this - so that one day, hopefully, she will be curious about what comes up for her name in The Urban Dictionary, and will see this. I don’t know where I’d be in life without her. I don’t know who I’d be. She’s changed me and my life in so many ways, and I could never thank her enough. So, Mrs. Boorman, if you ever read this, know that I love you, and that you are everything to me. Know how great you are.

I love you, and as of when I’m writing this, I miss you. Hug hug
-Love, your barnacle

Christina Punua Kramer Boorman is my favorite person in the whole world!!

by Human34 May 25, 2021

Christina Ricci Reach Around

When a female cuts off all circulation to her head so her eyeballs begin to pop out and she proceeds to give her male partner a handjob from behind!!!

Dude, She finally gave in and I got a Christina Ricci Reach Around!!!

by Nesta22 June 20, 2010

Would you let Christina Aguilera bugger you?

A disturbing question I asked Chris walking home in a drunken state.

Would you let Christina Aguilera bugger you with a strap on?

by Dave Eras August 12, 2004

Christina

The bestest buddy you can ever have! although she can be a CUNT sometimes, shes rich and will give you money, and buy you candy, so just stick around for that cash money :)

I hate her, but the Christina will pay for my meal so I'll go I guess ....

by PURPLETIP May 23, 2019

Christina

Christina displays narcissistic tendencies and does a lot behind the scenes. She's not strong like she likes to think she is, she's just manipulative and sneaky. Once you see it, you won't be able to unsee it.

Christina gets away with a lot, but one day she wont.

by Immafunnyguy September 13, 2023

Christina Nichole

The most amazing woman I have ever met and the love of my life! She is such a beauty

I love Christina Nichole!

by J-dogg skillet June 27, 2025

Christina

Very unlikely that she/he/they are straight (hell yeah) and kind of unlikely that they’re cisgender (enjoy this definition all you lgbt Christina’s like me)

I was just annoyed that none of these definitions were lgbt so here’s a lgbt Christina definition

by Christina-the-gay <3 November 14, 2021