swallowing my children

When a girl eats/ drinks your cum

My girl was giving me head when I suddenly came in her mouth she swallowing my children

by Flyboy54 March 17, 2015

Yeet Tiny Children

The action of throwing someone who is under the age of 8, but over the age of 4. Being able to Yeet Tiny Children will increase your self-esteem dramatically! So find yourself an orphanage full of the tiny midgets you needed all along, and YEET them out their missurey!

Sub to TrashAtGaming for daily self worth points if Yeeting Tiny Kids is to much for you.

I YEET TINY CHILDREN FOR MY DAILY EXERCISE!

by gay joke...why not ;-; November 14, 2019

Child Support

A way society continues to abuse men. Men who are duped into signing court papers and never get to see their kids because of their bitch of an ex wife have to pay it, yet, they NEVER get to see their kids. Also, how come a woman can have an abortion without any consent from the dad but yet still expects him to pay if she doesn't have one? How come the dad has no rights yet tons of responsibilities for the child?

It's a societal abuse of divorced men.

Child support needs to be abolished. It's abused more than it's properly used.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020

monoxide child

1/2 of twiztid. happens to be an ULTRA chain smoker, hence his name.

i wanna fuckonthefirstdate with Monoxide.

by ninja September 18, 2003

childbirth

24 hours of pain, screaming and insulting your husband/fiance/boyfriend

Woman- Oh god here comes another one
Man-Breathe honey
Woman- Shut up..your not the one in pain

by Julie October 25, 2003

Child Mongler

1. A creature that uses the ancient art of mongling to steal children from the wombs of pregnant women.

2. Any pedophile.

Derived from the term Cock Mongler.

1. "Careful now. You don't want that little guy taken by Child Mongler in your sleep."

2. "I knocked a little girl over while I was running, and now everyone thinks I'm a Child Mongler."

by nickreaper October 26, 2011

child beauty pageants

The only thing that will make your underage daughter a hooker. The sick fucks who hold these shows are pedos put 1000000000000 layers of makeup on your child and makes them wear slutty outfits, then they go on dance and twerk while big fat pedophiles watch. Wow America, can you get any worse?

Mom 1: Weres your 12 year old daughter?
Mom 2: Having sex with creepy old dudes.
Mom 1: Why?
Mom 2: I take her to child beauty pageants.

by RoseCandyFloss December 29, 2014