Chode Champion

Someone who bails on plans to have banter.

John: So, are we still going to get a banter session tonight?

Peter: I just spoke to Neil. He said he is busy.

John: But Neil said he would be up for it tonight!

Peter: I know! What a chode.

John: No! He is not a chode. He is a chode champion!

Peter: Yeah, he is such a bitch.

by The Great Jake September 14, 2009

champion

One who tries hard but fails anyway. Someone who expected to succeed against impossible odds and failed.

Often used to tease a someone who has just failed.

He tried to outrun the police on a ten speed bike, what a champion.

What a champion.

by Dave221 September 21, 2005

champion(s)

a person or people who are not losers nor tryhards and totally kick ass

kailan and alyce =

by alyce and kailan September 26, 2003

chamion

An amazing photoshop artist, so skilled and clever that mere mortal men aspire to touch the hem of his skillset.

"Bro, did you check that steveb mega-meme 'shop? That homeboy is a straight CHAMION!"

by CSSHHHHHHHHH February 11, 2010

campione

To fondle a girl in a high school bathroom, usally without her concent...more often than not leads to imprisonment, originated at Amherst High in Buffalo, NY.

Yo, did you here that Scott campioned that chick today? Yeaah man, hes goin to jail.

by John October 26, 2004

Campion

One that is used by other, has a decent sized house with much liquor that is stolen by her supposed friends. Likes to go to dances but doesn't get any action, too stuck up for most.

Guess what.
What?
I got some Grey Goose for Campion's.

by Koob August 10, 2006

Champon

1. Chapped Tampon
2. Feminal act by male friend.

"My buddies and I were tryin to wheel these broads last night, but Dandee was being a total champon and wanted to go home early."

by Champonhatr August 15, 2008