Two-timer Catholic 

Refers to catholics who attend church twice a year, on Christmas and Easter. May also be used to refer to other religions, but is most commonly used in reference to catholics.

The Christmas mass is always packed. All the two-timer catholics come back and take up the good seats.

Two-timer Catholic by Fishmalk December 10, 2011

Mater Dei Catholic High School 

99% of the school who are Mexican who sell chips and burritos on the low for that hustle. The other 1% are athletes who got rejected from every other catholic high school in San Diego.

Mater Dei is highk the Walmart version of saints.

Mater Dei Catholic High School, a lame catholic school in San Diego where everyone transfers from.

Mater Dei Catholic High School by garywinthorpethefirst January 28, 2019

Carmel Catholic High School 

Carmel Catholic High School in Mundeline, Illinois = trash. The school is an absolute shit show. It has reached an all time low within this past year and if they don’t turn it around, God himself is gunna Noah’s Ark that bitch soon. They have enough weed in that school to open a dispensary in their parking lot. The faculty and staff hate their lives and the students rip them apart for just breathing. Can’t forget that they are getting lit up on the news for being racist.

Questions asked to Carmel Catholic High School students:
Who’s your dealer?
Are you racist?
Wtf is street scenes?

Are your colors literally piss yellow and shit brown?

Carmel Catholic High School by Uhhh? May 9, 2019

Cape Catholic 

A Catholic who only attends mass on certain holidays like Christmas, Easter, and Ash Wednesday.

Marie was now a Cape Catholic - she was only found in church on holidays.

Cape Catholic by IrishChicky July 17, 2006

Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown 

a racial/sexist/anti religional/offensive slurr with almost every form of discrimination in it

Example 1)
joe: yo look at that Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown!

jim: shut up you Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown

Example 2) proof that anyone can make fun of anyone and unless the world stops hating we are all doomed

Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown by TheWiseMan March 2, 2005

Moore Catholic 

The land of the orange people. Usually seen in their natural habitat of Staten Island, they seem to congregate often in this area.

"Dude, I'm going to Moore Catholic!"
"You should go tanning or eat a lot of carrots. Otherwise the people there will eat your face."

Moore Catholic by Shmougie May 20, 2008

is the Pope Catholic? 

obviously, of course, definitely yes, are you fucking kidding me?

This nonsense retort to a stupid or rhetorical question is often mixed with another popular expression - "does a bear shit in the woods?" - to produce variants like "is the bear catholic? does the Pope do it in the woods?"

"Did she come on to me?" he said. "Hey, is the Pope Catholic? Is Bill Gates rich? Of course she came on to me."

The little boy's father walked into the kitchen and asked his son if he was ready to do some fishing. "Does the Pope live in the woods? Is the bear Catholic?" the little boy answered.

is the Pope Catholic? by Colourful English May 23, 2006