Captive Crackers

Saltines that have been inserted, against their collective will, where the sun will never shine.

John has a truckload of captive crackers he is hauling cross country.

by thisisntme March 26, 2012

Caption Kirk

Caption Kirk is from the sci-fi series Star Trek He is Spock's other half, the best caption in Starfleet. Picard's got nothing on him. He is insanely sexy, has balls and nerves of steels and a great leader, having the crew as his "family" He's so tough he kicked death ass and came back from the dead to be with Spock. Note: Do not mess with the caption, because Spock will fuck yo shit up!

Caption Kirk makes Spock very happy, although Spock will say Vulcun's cannot feel happy.

by LizzyB June 27, 2014

captian triple hook

When using a triple prong fishing gspy to stimulate a girl. Pulling it out causes tearing.

captian triple hook stuck again. Leaving Peter no room for entry.

by Dave skylark February 18, 2015

captive

A person who is taken prisoner or an animal who was been took out of it habitat and is being used

SeaWorld holds captive orcas for show and attraction

by DJ_Sharpshooter April 12, 2017

captian alex

The Leader of the secret commando.
He gets killed in the begining of WHO killed captian alex
He is Good friends with dotty and pommez
And he is ugandan

Me: ohhh shit is that captian alex did he not die
Friend: no he still lives on in My hearth

by Pommez March 19, 2018

captiva

the beginning of a day when the light from the sun starts to become visible due to the rotation of the earth and the position of the earth. it is a result of the emission of light from the sun and the position of a human, where the light pierces the conjunctivae and enters the pupils to stimulate his or her retinas and triggers neuronal inputs that course through my optic nerves, cross at the optic chiasm and then radiate into different lobes of his or her cortex of his or her brain.

it was created to replace the word sunrise, which is misleading and wrong.

1. It is another early morning, and I can see the captiva. 2. The captiva is occuring now. 3. the captiva is captivating.

by addake December 1, 2018

captivace

A Fucking legend in the making, if you run into captivace, suck his dick because HE DESERVES IT

GIRL 1- "Heard you met someone at the party"

GIRL 2- "YEAH hes so sweet and i think he's a captivace! You know what that means"

GIRL 1- "Tie up your hair girl!!"

by Polar Mocking September 26, 2020