by Shrekzaddy July 1, 2022
Get the Shrek's Candlemug. Shit, I dropped my wallet down there. Can you help me get it out?
Hold on, I got a candle idea (Proceeds to use a fishing rod instead of a grabber to fetch it. They successfully retrieve it but in the process make a clown out of themselves.)
Hold on, I got a candle idea (Proceeds to use a fishing rod instead of a grabber to fetch it. They successfully retrieve it but in the process make a clown out of themselves.)
by MaskedTreason December 5, 2020
Get the A candle ideamug. a candle that makes a crotch usually a female crotch smell good....
also citronella crotch candle can be used for the removal of crotch crickets..
also citronella crotch candle can be used for the removal of crotch crickets..
don: damn girl yo crotch be stinky....
sherry: i know i ordered a dozen crotch candles of line they just have not got here yet....
don: did you get the citronella ones for your crotch crickets?
sherry: i know i ordered a dozen crotch candles of line they just have not got here yet....
don: did you get the citronella ones for your crotch crickets?
by crotch candle sales. June 30, 2008
Get the crotch candlemug. Old idiom that means the potential benefits or rewards of an action or endeavor should justify the effort, time, or resources invested in it. The phrase has its origins in the idea of needing a candle to provide light for an activity, and the light should be worth the cost of the candle itself.
by R. eiwetS November 6, 2023
Get the worth the candlemug. Where a man rubs Vaseline on the tip of his penis and lights it so a woman can 'blow' out the candle
by NotsoChillBill April 20, 2023
Get the Birthday Candlemug. Your wife buys votive candle for a votive candle holder and buys the wrong size.. too big to fit thru the opening. You say give me that thing and i will make it work. She says i will give you one million dollars if you make it fit. So i take the candle out of the tin. Bend tin and place it into the holder. Then i take candle and shove it thru shaving a little off the sides. Reassemble candle into tin hand it to her and ask for that million.
by Kuehlstein March 4, 2018
Get the Votive candlemug. When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*
Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
by Mr. Anonymous435 January 26, 2015
Get the Cake On Top Of The Candlemug.