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Breath Cancer

1) Chronic bad breath. Breath so foul; the stench of which is tantamount to that of a diseased, deceased, decaying carcass inside one's mouth.

2) Chronic bad breath from smoking cigarettes.
1) Don't let his pretty smile fool you; Larry actually has some of the worst breath cancer you'll ever encounter.

2) Five hours after his last cigarette, Larry's breath cancer finally began to wane.
by Caserdoodle October 2, 2007
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cancer dick

A term used when a man gets his dick sucked shortly after the sucker has smoked a ciggarette.
Making out with a smoker sucks, but getting cancer dick from one isnt so bad.
by Zippie January 2, 2006
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cancer

cancer is a disease where you loose hair and you may die but some people do live the most common is lung cancer which is normaly caused due to smoking
by dummolovesyou October 20, 2018
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cancer stick

Mainly a cigarette could be a colt or cigar that can lead up to the feared cancer.
MaN ReeD JusT PoPPeD A sWeeT CaNCeR sTicK iN HiS Mouth He DiDn'T Even CaRe
by The Reefer Man May 6, 2005
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candee

A sweet gurl who iz sexy and sweet n who is down for wuteva
(Ludacris)"shes my i-candee"
by candalicous June 23, 2006
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beer cancer

An incredibly brutal hangover, one that lasts for several days. Symptoms are much harsher than a regular hangover, incluning aches that affect the whole body and a reaction to
further alcohol similar to Alex from A Clockwork Orange when exposed to violence
'Fancy a pint?'
'Sorry mate I'm off the pop. Bad case of Beer Cancer
by theshane August 16, 2006
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Cancer

As far as the Internet is concerned, the term "Cancer" is used to refer to any subject matter, media, page, person, or group of people that incessantly posts idiotic material. This garbage is then reposted endlessly by masses of mindless fans, and is oftentimes unavoidable even to those who don't want to see it. Internet Cancer is unbearably irritating, and currently the only theoretical cure for it is for masses of Big Name sponsored trolls to come together in beautiful unison and spam Cancerous pages into nonexistence.

The Cancerous material that plagues Facebook, Tumblr, Youtube etc., is most often birthed by vapid, shallow celebrities or pseudo-celebrities, since they generally have the highest concentration of like-minded, empty headed fans that will happily spread their cancer and clog the newsfeeds with this garbage.

One example of Internet Cancer is "Brandon Cyrus." Brandon Cyrus is a pseudo-celebrity, whose Facebook fame has given him 326 thousand 'likes.' Despite such a large following, all he ever does is:

1. Shamelessly beg for likes/subscribers

2. Post stereotypical, super-generalized statements that virtually any human being world could "relate to"

3. Make demands of his fans in return for a fake phone number and promises that he'll text them, which fans regularly complain of him never doing.

"Like if you hate being ignored." is an example of a typical Brandon Cyrus post, which are typically liked/shared by thousands of shallow fans.
"Like/Share to save children in Africa from Kony" and not a single child was saved that day.

"Like/Share if you think she's beautiful despite her horrendously disfiguring disease..."

"Like/Share if you think he's cute even though he's obviously incredibly unattractive"

"#YOLO" is an acronym for a cliche phrase "You only Live Once." This phrase has only recently been made cancerous by a vapid celebrity known as Drake.
"#SWAG" is the shortened form of the word "Swagger," that's recently been bastardized and made cancerous by a number of vapid celebrities.

"If you don't repost 1million times you will die in one hour and never find love"

etc.
by Kirika Kure October 14, 2012
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