Cable Racist

One who will not watch regular TV because they have, and pay for cable TV.

I asked Mari if she saw the latest episode of "V" and she said "No, I don't pay for cable to watch regular damn free TV."
I told her she was a *Cable Racist".

by satxjq March 31, 2010

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suicide cable

A power cable that is cut, stripped, and crimped with alligator clips in a manor that will allow the user to clamp the clips on his or her body and plug the cable into a wall. This will result in an excruciating electrocution or even death.

Pierre was feeling a bit down so he offed himself with a suicide cable clamped to his balls and tongue.

by Ward Larson August 2, 2007

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called an audible

1. Accidentally passing gas out loud in front of people.
2. When a dog passes gas out loud.

My dog Elwood was having a dream, and all of the sudden, he called an audible. Boy it stunk.
Or...
I was at a party the other night, and I called an audible right in front of a bunch of hot chicks. How embarrassing.

by ritzyrules April 18, 2009

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monster cables

Monster cables are the single best cable on earth. They are not overpriced and make a huge difference on your TV. They are the cure for cancer and they also ended nick lachey and jessica simpsons relationship.

man, did you download those new monster cables yet?

by BRIANHANSEN May 28, 2006

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Chappelle called it

A term used when something predicted by Dave Chappelle or joked about on Chappelle's Show comes true.

Duder 1: "Yo man I can't believe this Tiger Woods shit. Chappelle called it for real son!"

Duder 2: "I know dude! He's lost his endorsements, only dates white women and acts like he's 100% black. Just like in that racial draft skit."

Duder 1: "He probably saw that on t.v. and started cheatin' the next day."

by westfalia February 17, 2010

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Cable Clerks

Popular Film series by cokshot films. Cable Clerks the begining, Cable Clerks, Cable Clerks 3. Mainly Follows David, Wayne, Evan, Fish, and Lbox and Mwad. myspace.com/cokshotfilms.

Cable Clerks is a film made by cokshot films. there is two seqeuls to cable clerks, and a prequel. all in all the four films are good. CCTB, and CC3 having the best quality.

by Randy Beasley September 17, 2007

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