Parisienne birthday candles

Cigarettes

This girl was givin' me the gears so I fired up a pack of Parisienne birthday candles.

by fatburner5 October 18, 2011

Candle Humping

To be a candle or not to be a candle the candle gets humped

I love to Candle Humping

by GrufferTheDumbass April 21, 2020

wetter than a nun in a candle shop

when something is truly sopping wet

*steps into puddle with only socks on*
"ugh... my sock is wetter than a nun in a candle shop"

by Freddie21 April 9, 2021

Candle

A small piece of wax that holds flame to ignite the fires of desire and love

can also be used to "accidentally" burn a building down.

Haha and do you know what burned the building down? A candle!

by Harleigh James March 17, 2021

Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.

Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.

by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016

candle lighting

Meth

Let me do some candle lighting.

by Lil’Bandit November 14, 2017

Scam Candle

Big green candle happens around 2 hours before market close that defy all previous trends. This also happens based on no news. Typically this candle will be wiped out before market close or in a pre-market gap down on the following day.

Maverick discord: LDeazyMND wtf is going on with that candle around 2 ?
LDeazyMND: it is a Scam Candle!
Chuck: MND !

by LDEAZYMND March 4, 2024