by bass-man August 26, 2012
 Get the cockmug.
Get the cockmug. When you see a shlong that is too big for words. It is the Godpenis, it is the massive mumma chode. It is "The Cock of all Cocks"
Dude: hey, check that guy's pants out.
Dude2: dude, there's something wrong with his leg.
Dude: No. He has THE COCK OF ALL COCKS
Dude2: dude, there's something wrong with his leg.
Dude: No. He has THE COCK OF ALL COCKS
by dictionary sire February 4, 2010
 Get the Cock of all Cocksmug.
Get the Cock of all Cocksmug. Cock, Bone, Nob, Bishop, Wang, Thang, Rod, Hot Rod, Humpmobile, Oscar, Dong, Dagger, Banana, Groin, Sausage, Kobassa, Shlong, Dink, Tool, Big Ben, Mr. Happy, Peter Pecker, Weenie, Weiner, Pisser, Pistol, Middle Leg, Third Leg, Meat Stick, One Eyed Wonder, Junior, Little Head, Little Guy, Rumple Foreskin, Tootsie Roll, Love Muscle, RotoRooter, Snake, Bazooka
"Can you please stop talking about his cock??"
"How can I stop talking about it, when it is SO huge? His Cock, Bone, Nob, Bishop, Wang Thang....."
"How can I stop talking about it, when it is SO huge? His Cock, Bone, Nob, Bishop, Wang Thang....."
by Canadaslang December 28, 2011
 Get the Cockmug.
Get the Cockmug. by Dawn January 7, 2006
 Get the cockmug.
Get the cockmug. slang for pussy; seems to be mainly used by blacks in the south (the older blacks) and the ones in california
by choklitdrm November 15, 2007
 Get the cockmug.
Get the cockmug. 1. The pussy ate the cock for dinner because it was a good kitty!
2. A cock goes into a pussy because pussies are cocks' best friend.
2. A cock goes into a pussy because pussies are cocks' best friend.
by Gas is Expensive September 11, 2009
 Get the Cockmug.
Get the Cockmug. by A Motherless Child November 10, 2009
 Get the Cockmug.
Get the Cockmug.